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@messengerofdoom
Simon and Nia for the ship meme
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - INTO INFINITY
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -For Simon, it was instantly, but in Nia’s case, while she liked Simon a lot from when they first met, her romantic feelings for him gradually grew the more time she spent with him.
How was their first kiss? - Slightly awkward, but it didn’t take much for Nia to eventually understand the concept of a romantic kiss.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - You know the answer to that lol
Who is the best man/men? - Would probably be Kittan if HE DIDN’T FUCKING DIE
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? -Kinon, Kinon, Kiyal.
Who did the most planning? - Both of them contributed in some way.
Who stressed the most? -If by “stressed,” you mean “is briefly sad that the person that they’re going to marry is going to fade away from existence shortly,” then Simon, although Nia’s words of encouragement made him feel better.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Outdoor Cherry Blossom Tree filled Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -I’m just gonna pretend that the defeat of the anti-spiral was also them practically saying “You’re not invited, jerkwad.”
Sex:
Who is on top? - It varies. Sometimes Simon, sometimes Nia.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Mostly Simon, but sometimes Nia’s willing to start things up as well.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - I’d say around an hour or two.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Absolutely.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 2, one boy and one girl.
How many children will they adopt? - The same amount, one boy and one girl, although this case is for the scenario in which the anti-spiral’s programming rendered Nia infertile.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -Simon
Who is the stricter parent? - Simon, although Nia isn’t afraid to be strict herself if the kids ever misbehave.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Simon
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Nia
Who is the more loved parent? - They’re both equally loved.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Both are equally likely.
Who cried the most at graduation? -Nia
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -Simon
Cooking:(Might as well fill the entire section with Nia)
Who does the most cooking? - NIA
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -See the “meat lover or salad eater” post below
Who does the grocery shopping? - NIA
How often do they bake desserts? - Almost every evening.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Whatever Nia makes is an absolute delicacy to Simon, so it doesn’t really matter what kind of food it is.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - NIA
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -No one. To Simon, Nia’s cooking is that good to him. (Even if everyone else disagrees)
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -Simon, actually.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Both of them.
Who is really against chores? -No one
Who cleans up after the pets? - Simon
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Simon
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Simon
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Simon
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Simon
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both of them.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every time a holiday starts to come near.
What are their goals for the relationship? - To live the rest of their lives happily with each other.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Simon.
Who plays the most pranks? -I can’t see either of them being the prank type tbh.
// 1920s Gangster AU!
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
sona-and-friends:
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? -
How quickly did/will they fall in love? -
How was their first kiss? -
Wedding:
Who proposed? -
Who is the best man/men? -
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -
Who did the most planning? -
Who stressed the most? -
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? -
Sex:
Who is on top? -
Who is the one to instigate things? -
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? -
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -
How many children will they adopt? -
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -
Who is the stricter parent? -
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -
Who is the more loved parent? -
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?
Who cried the most at graduation? -
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? -
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? -
Who is the most picky in their food choice? -
Who does the grocery shopping? -
How often do they bake desserts? -
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? -
Who is more likely to suggest going out? -
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? -
Chores:
Who cleans the room? -
Who is really against chores? -
Who cleans up after the pets? -
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? -
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? -
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? -
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? -
Who takes the dog out for a walk? -
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -
What are their goals for the relationship? -
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -
Who plays the most pranks? -
The Room starter meme
“Anything for my princess! Ha-ha-ha-ha.”
“I just like to watch you guys.”
“Well, of course I’m right. I know men! I wasn’t born yesterday.”
“I mean the candles, the music, the sexy dress, I mean, what’s going on here?”
“I like you very much, loverboy.”
“Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy!”
“If you love me, you’ll drink this.”
“A-ha-ha. I’m tired, I’m wasted, I love you darling!”
“Nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying.”
“I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.”
“Did you, uh, know, that chocolate is the symbol of love?”
“I just need to borrow some sugar.”
“If I were a burglar, you would be my best friend.”
“A man like that, with a gun! My god!”
“What kind of drugs do you take?!”
“I’m just wanting to hear your sexy voice. I keep thinking about your strong hands around my body. It excites me so much. I love you.”
“I don’t understand you. Why do you do things like this?”
“I did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi [name].”
“Well I’m just sitting up here thinking, you know? I got a question for you.”
“Oh, man, I just can’t figure women out. Sometimes they’re just too smart, sometimes they’re just flat-out stupid, other times they’re just evil.”
“You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live.”
“You don’t feel guilty about this at all.”
“What do you think? Women change their minds all the time.”
“You are tearing me apart, [name]!”
“Do you understand life? Do you?”
“I gotta go see [name] in a little bit to make out with her.”
“He’s just telling us about an underwear issue he had.”
“I don’t love [name] anymore. I don’t even like him. I had sex with someone else.”
“Ha-ha-ha, chicken, [name], you’re just a little chicken! Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep chee-ee-ee-eep eeeeeeeeeeee!”
“Hey, who are you calling a kid? Fuck you!”
“You look great. You look a babyface.”
“Anyway, how is your sex life?”
“Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there’s nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love.”
“I feel like I’m sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.”
“If you’d keep your girl satisfied, she wouldn’t come to me!”
“I kill you, you bastard.”
“You betrayed me, you’re not good, you’re just a chicken, cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep.”
“Why don’t you ditch this creep? I don’t like him anymore.”
“Sure baby, come on up. I want your body.”
“You little tramp. How could you do this to me?! I gave you seven years of my life! And you betray me.”
“You think you’re an angel. You’re just like everybody.”
“Aughhhhhhhh!!! Everybody betray me. I don’t have a friend in the world.”
“Yes, he’s dead. Yes he’s dead!”
“I’ve lost him, but I still have you, right? Right?”
“Tramp! You killed him. You’re the cause of all of this. I don’t love you. Get out of my life, you bitch!”
“We will never understand how you humans will be able to eat salad and macaroni and cheese again after this night.”
“guess what. i have the brain of a Human. i have a Human’s brain”
“What a remarkable discovery you told me. Surely I would have never known this crucial fact had you never considered telling me. Truly amazing. I predict your next observation will be either that trees cast shade or the sky is blue.”
@dril roleplay starter meme
“startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no”
“i think when we get caught up in our gadgets and email, we forget to sit down and appreciate that time-tested classic doritos”
(bowed head solemnly rises from deep thought) “Intellidgence is the strength of wisdom”
“you know what. im dropping the subject and going outside to sip some cool lemonade. Enjoy your circle jerlk”
“another thing that fuckin sucks is the gerber baby”
“cold butter popcorn. tjust throwing that one out there”
“i know im a dumb ass for expecting a serious response from the chucklefuck brigade, but can someone please tell me if im circumcised or not”
“im a pleased as punch spoon-fed bitch and thats a bottom line”
“iwant to be pummeled with carpet beaters by eastern european grandmas and make big awful clouds of dust”
“how do people know how big their dicks are. is there an online quiz you can take”
“ive trademarked the term “The guy who fucks up” so if you see someone else using it pleaase stick my Fair Use brochures to their car”
“im seated down, and Ready to get pissed off………”
“im out here in the yard trying to clean up my turds with a hair brush”
“Thheres just not enough moisture in food now a days. Run that shit under the faucet”
“EEEEYYYYAAAAGGGGHHHH !!!! MY ASS ….”
(vomits while dioing pushups at the gym and resists every attempt from professional trainers to stop me from continuing)
“committing unforgivable crimes against nautre in my laboratory ,trying to create the next genetically discombobulated meme animal”
“i have taken my shirt off over 10000 times”
“This woman is an FBI agent sent to jingle her keys through the library to intimidate me about jail.”
“i fuucking love being sent to Juvie Hall”
“my plan of my walk of life is always making one million smackers (dollars) to get rich, and to pick up all the money I find on the floor”
“i hear in some cultures they crap in their hand first before putting it in the toilet. thats fucked up to me. just shit it directly in there”
“im still allowed to jack off. jacking off does not count as pissing. please let me have this”
“all young men Must be fitted for a good Italian suit, ideally by age 4. i will not fucking apologize or back down from this”
“Unamused by trash behaviour .”
“guess what. i have the brain of a Human. i have a Human’s brain”
“pissed off because people are watching their precious football instead of asking me why im pissed off”
“half wit bumpkin here, looking for new snacks”
(continued) || @messengerofdoom
[☆☆☆]
“Second skin? I’m not sure that I…” the man trails off.
One quick glance at Nia becomes yet another eyeful of her chest. By no means was she well-endowed the way that Yoko was, though she had a cute perkiness that he adored. Especially in this chilly room. Okay. Whoa, no, now is not the time. The blush on his face only deepens as he averts his focus onto the food tray.
Simon watches a slice of carrot float around in the bowl as he asks his beloved, “Aren’t you, I don’t know, cold?”
“If you are concerned about me catching a disease from this, then no. If you inquire my opinion, this room is not as cold as you seem to think it is.”
She took quick notice of the blush on his face as he stared into the bowl. With a slightly annoyed look on her face, she asked;
“You’re finding this arousing, am I not mistaken?”
☾
☾ = being found shirtless
[☆☆☆]
Adjusting to Nia’s new… personality had been difficult. She had her moments of clarity but often times she was cold and apathetic as could be. Old Coco had just made her favorite vegetable soup so Simon took it upon himself to take it to her room. Maybe this would cheer her up. Unfortunately, he hadn’t thought to knock and nearly dropped the tray when he caught sight of her bare, porcelain breasts.
Simon rushes to set the tray down on the dresser, deliberately avoiding looking at her as he blushes furiously. He stammers, “I-I thought th– I thought that you couldn’t get out of that black suit, Nia!”
She hadn’t noticed when the door opened, but the shocked yelp of the man who had just walked in on her caught her attention. She turned away from the mirror in front of her to face Simon, giving him a clearer view of her breasts.
“For your information, my normal appearance is not a suit. It is only what your kind would refer to as a second skin. I can easily dissolve what you refer to as my ‘suit’ and present myself like this at any time I please.”
♡ = complimenting them .
The messenger found herself puzzled at the fact that the man before her referred to her as “beautiful.” Why would he say such a generous thing about someone who was part of the race that was determined to wipe out all of the spiral beings of the universe, himself included?
“Your attempts at flattery mean nothing to us. Do you expect me to say something kind about you in return?”
send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---
alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .
meet the mun;
NAME: Mike
ALIAS[ES]: unoriginalfailure
GENDER | SPECIES: Male | Zarquon from the Planet X Human
PLACE OF BIRTH: Ohio
SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English
OCCUPATION: College Student
DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: Occasionally | No | No
LIKE[S]: Video Games, Anime, Cheesy 1970s/1980s exploitation/horror films, Hoodies
DISLIKE[S]: Bigots, assholes in general.
FEAR[S]: Thunderstorms
PERSONALITY TRAITS: It’s hard to describe for me, personally. I always try and be friendly though!
DISORDERS?: ADD
{ P H Y S I C A L I N F O R M A T I O N }
HAIR COLOR: Brown
EYE COLOR: Unknown
HEIGHT: Unknown
TATTOOS: None
PIERCINGS: None
{ F A M I L Y I N F O R M A T I O N }
SIBLING[S]: None
PARENT[S]: Both
CHILDREN: No
PET[S]: None, I used to have a dog a long time ago though.
{ R E L A T I O N S H I P I N F O R M A T I O N }
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Heterosexual
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single
Sound of Pulling Heaven Down by the-sly-wink
“Oh come now…” Yoko hugs her sensually from behind, slowly running the tips of her fingers along Nia’s second skin, up to lightly cups her ample breasts.
“Why watch when you can be a part of the action?”
“Ah... I... I suppose I can... experiment with you three....”
star-tits
“If I may, I personally recommend punishing the two boys by giving them an old human punishment known as spanking.”
I have a better idea!
“I hope you don’t mind if I... sit over here and watch. We would like to record your punishment of the two Simons for... research.”
star-tits
“If I may, I personally recommend punishing the two boys by giving them an old human punishment known as spanking.”