If running after boys burned calories I'd be skinny as fuck by now

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If running after boys burned calories I'd be skinny as fuck by now
Waterproof mascara sounds like a good idea until you go in the shower and come out looking like a raccoon.
me: sits down for stats final, hair down and in my way. I have no hair tie
caleb: sits down in front of me, slides tie off of his arm into a perfect, effortless manbun
me: what the actual fuck
me: comes to work with hair in a ponytail, goes down to back
eric: comes to work with a braid, goes down to elbows
me: OH COME ON
me: sees any ginger boy, ever
me: need me a freak like that
I never thought I’d be this upset by someone else’s happiness, and yet here we are. I wish I could just forget at this point, but that would be too easy. I doubt you even know what you’re doing to me, but that’s ok. Just know that when I snap, you’re to blame.
I knew that one plot point seemed to be resolved too easily... Back to confusion we go!
Today’s episode of “What the fuck are the boys in my life doing?” was a pretty big one. On the plus side, I finally resolved the confusion with one of the boys I like, so he’s officially out of picture and I can focus on just one. On the down side, that one guy I want to focus on just revealed he has a boyfriend that he’s been dating for like 2 years. So that’s fun.
Stay tuned for more episodes!