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Okay, I was asked in Le Discord about how the Boyd’s handle a heatwave, so HERE YOU GO ASH, they’re now officially suffering in solidarity with you!!

Steve Murphy: Javi’s apartment is on the ground floor, which means it’s COOLER. Steve barges in, strips down to his boxers, and lays on the floor in a puddle of sweat. Javi’s too exhausted to kick him out. They take turns fanning each other with newspapers. Javi absolutely makes Steve jump by grazing an ice cube down his belly, but Steve plays Uno Reverso by moaning softly.

Donald Pierce: For once, I have full faith in Pierce. This is definitely a problem he will be able to engineer himself out of! I’m not saying he won’t still be miserably dripping sweat (he’s a big guy!) but he’ll absolutely have a portable, battery-powered fan at the very least. Gabby and Val convince him to wear a wet t-shirt to cool down more efficiently, and they then spend the next few hours gawking at his tits, utterly hypnotized. Diego walks in on this and immediately spurts a nosebleed like an anime character.

Cap Hatfield: Cap knows it’s cooler in the forest, under a dense canopy of trees, so he camps out there with some beef jerky and a canteen of water he’s added some pickle juice to. For the record, this is both modern and historical Cap.

Clement Mansell: In between art museums (they’ll always have AC, at least!), he breaks the sound barrier driving with his convertible top down. Ahhh breeze!

The Corinthian: The Corinthian happily dresses up like a southern gentleman in a white linen suit and straw hat. He lures victims up to his hotel by promising them iced tea, cold vodka, and access to the best AC the city has to offer! Come with him, to safety!

Eli Klaber: He mostly just chews on ice and tries to move as little as possible. Eli actually does largely okay in the heat.

Danny Maguire: Well, the heat turns Danny into a mega bitch, but luckily he’s rich enough to afford a plane ticket somewhere cooler when it starts getting really unpleasant. Dublin looks pretty temperate right now! So long, lads, he’s jetting off to the motherland!

Vic Owen: Vic steals an AC unit, but can’t figure out how to install it in his own apartment. Vic suffers. Vic contemplates getting arrested – is there better AC in jail??

Ty Shaw: I have this really specific image of Ty popping open a Bud Lite and reclining in a lawn chair with his feet soaking in a kiddie pool of ice-water. The water hose is right next to him, and he’ll spray down his siblings whenever they need some fast relief.

Quinn McKenna: Cold towel on the face, electrolytes, limited movement, foil insulation over windows, ELECTROLYTES, pain is weakness leaving the body, pain is weakness leaving the body, pain is weakness leaving the body —

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What were the Boyds like at age 8? Dealer's choice whether they answer for themselves or you know, we get an accurate view. ^_^ Love your work!

Okay, I realized I’d actually already answered an ask about what they were like as kids, so this time I’ll answer how they’d answer that!!

Steve Murphy: He’ll snap that he was a terrific kid, the best, the most obedient! All his teachers loved him and swore up and down he was going places! None of this is true, but it’s maybe what Steve would like to pretend was true, and either way, it’s none of Javi’s business! (Put a few drinks in him and ask him again, and he’ll giggle about the time he TP’d Miss Stern’s house!)

Donald Pierce: Oof, Pierce initially gets really tense and prickly when you ask him what he was like as a kid, but when you clarify that you mean age 8 specifically, he loosens up and drawls that, well, he was damn handy with a wrench an’ drill already, could fix-up jus’ ’bout anythin’ on four wheels, that’s pretty cool, ain’t it?

Cap Hatfield: Ha, Cap cheekily says he was the same as he is now, just younger and smaller!

Clement Mansell: Oh, depending on the day Clement will either make up some idyllic childhood and fondly describe his days as a cute little mischief-maker, or he’ll just flatly say he fucking miserable, and even at 8 he couldn’t wait to be free. The truth is somewhere in the middle!

The Corinthian: Depends, do you mean age 8 for his current version, or his first-ever version? It’s an important clarification, see – all previous Corinthian models were inferior and terrible, but this current version was born utterly flawless, total perfection, and that clearly never changed.

Eli Klaber: He’d started to “borrow” some of his sisters’ clothes by then, and that’s what he remembers best! He kinda chooses not to remember all the times he was hungry, or lonely, and how uniquely bad he was at making friends with kids his own age. Childhood was fun!

Danny Maguire: He says stiffly that it was great, he had a fucking flat-screen TV in his bedroom and wore Heelys light-up shoes, what’s not to love? If you press him further, he’ll derisively call his 8-year-old self a “crybaby”, and that’s the most you’re getting out of him today!

Ty Shaw: Ha, Ty jokes that he was the only dad in his third grade class. The only 8-year-old dad around! Noooo, it’s not weird and sad! It’s funny!

Quinn McKenna: Aw, Quinn will wryly say that at age 8 he was still working through some of the kinks, but he fixed himself up eventually! He had some tough love and firm guidance, which always helps. No, he doesn’t wanna dwell on it, who even cares? Did he give his dad a call for Father’s Day today? Of course not, he’s got more important things going on! (Quinn also does not get a call from his son for Father’s Day.)