cadlock. that’s the joke of the week. boylore, august 28, 2020:
in economic policy news: caduceus is down to redistribute wealth. he will be passive aggressive to his friends about it. love him.
in Artagan’s Rankings news: he continues to be artagan’s second favorite member of the nein, which is delightful. he loves whimsy. and he doesn’t love the idea of pawning off traveler followers to melora. the moonweaver, though? that makes sense. also he is co-head of the party planning committee now.
in polytheism news: he’s not about conversion, he’s about everybody feeling comfy. he said it plainly and very sweetly and i love him. a world full of carpenters gets nothing done!
in sweetboy news: he told jester that she looked like a literal goddess! he carved out a path for the trip to the volcano! he helped find a solution to artagan’s issue that doesn’t hurt people too much! and he is just a good egg in general
in mvp news: he’s mvp. like. ray of enfeeblement + sentinel at death’s door is so nasty, and tal mentioned that he almost did a path to the grave, too. just. <3 <3 <3 sexy shit. what’s sexier than grave clerics? nothin
in Oh No/Mom Can You Pick Me Up I’m Scared news: he had a vision of the astral city you guys.... and he panicked over it, and asked the wildmother about it, and she didn’t fuckin’ send him that vision. she doesn’t know what it is. something about that city has permeated his mind. he is left with “primal coldness and fear.” bro. bro.
at least we got the very nice treat of matt implying that caduceus is More Insightful Than Is Usually Mortally Possible. because he does <3
in small victories: he did eventually open up a little bit about that fear! at jester’s questioning. he didn’t wanna bring down the mood is all, which, like, bro, i get it, i’ve been there, but if you’re having cosmic horror visions, you tell people. also vilya gave him a flower because he’s a good kid
anyway i love him and he’s good. back to crying over keyleth now tho!