#brace yourself.

[sapphoshands]

there has been A Lot going on in the notes to my rafe judkins tweets post, but i think my favourite is that somehow it has spiralled such that people are discovering through it the existence of slashy readings of lord of the rings??? i should probably be annoyed but i just feel very ‘oh, bless’ about it.

[a-second-chance-su-au]

I am chaos. I tried to warn you that you weren't ready.

You doubt my ability to take the chaos. You’ve yet to see my true chaotic side, m8. I’m the human equivalent of drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth with mint paste.

[roachcult]

Yeah I wanna get you started on cockroaches. Please sway me. I hate those lil bastards ever since I found a dead one in a dragon fruit. SWAY ME. I also just like reading what you have to say about bugs-

You know not what you’ve done....

[ask-the-great-gatsby]

Y'all ever seen Jay in one of those striped full body swim suit thingies from the 20s? Like a big striped short sleeve onsie? No? Well,

Y'alls about to.

[d-jezek]

i ger 72 notifs from you every day

well you're about to get more

[dugaodna]

happy beginning of christmas ads xbox

[krillbones]

you all are not prepared for what i'm abt to post

[brinyovwerlord-blog]

🐳🐋🐟🐙🐚🐬🐡

This is evwery fish BUT the one I said, so instead you’re getting one smooch for evwery fish.