#braces probs

[tacendanoia]

Napaibig ako sa bayabas at sinigwelas so kumain parin ako hahaha. Sorry doktora pasaway po ang pasyente mo hahaha.

[rxse-colored]

when someone says they want to be an orthodontist

me: so, you like bringing pain to children

[centsix]

my teeth hurt so bad it feels like I got punched in the face or sucked a dick or something

[here-be-fangirls]

Dentist: *places several sharp objects in my mouth* So how's school going?

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: *makes noncommittal humming sound*

Dentist: Good to hear, good to hear.

[ytdevils]

I almost broke my male companion's lip with my braces last night

[inconvenientcircumstance]

New fear: Being so drunk I think it's a good idea to have someone take out my permanent retainer

[youiwantthemost]

wrapping presents becomes like a 10 times longer process just because I can't bite the tape off.

[mimchellee]

my mouth feels like someone took a sledgehammer to it

omg