beimg a manager at star bucks:
customer; excuse me sir, your employee is vaping on my latte
me: who do you think gave him the vape
customer: (i do not know what the customer would say)
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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beimg a manager at star bucks:
customer; excuse me sir, your employee is vaping on my latte
me: who do you think gave him the vape
customer: (i do not know what the customer would say)
i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
āshe should be at the clubā changed me as a person. forever
cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :)Ā
Friend affection Friend meeting :) share a chair when thereās not enough seating
this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them
its dj erectile disfunction on the beat
making sure yall go hard even though i cant
after seeing your friends for a few hours sometimes u walk away and return home with a little ball of glowing golden light in your chest
This tweet has changed my life btw
Hereās a guide of what Iāve determined the meanings to be
walking around - self explanatory
fellowship - hanging out with friends
deliciousness - having something tasty
transcendence - feeling that you have reached a different level of some sort; alternatively, when you do one of the other delights to the extreme and feel really good about it. (you know transcendence when it happens)
goofing - having a good laugh at smth
amelioration - working towards the betterment of something, for example, working on a skill you hope to improve
coitus - fuckinā
enthralment - becoming incredibly engaged in something, hyper focusing on something
wildcard - anything that you feel was a delight in your day that does not fit one of the above delights
this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this
when edgar allan poe saidĀ ātell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.ā and when hozier saidĀ āi wouldnāt fall for someone i thought couldnāt misbehave.ā
girl help they are making me do my job at work
broadway antique market
i bought this telegram, because itās probably the best thing iāve ever seen. Ā iām framing it. Ā it cost $1.