#brad melnick

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

ROUND 1 MATCH 3

Who's the most datable?

Sebastian from Stardew Valley

Brad Melnick from Coming Out On Top

Voting ended onJul 10, 2023

Sebastian propaganda:

No Sebastian propaganda :(

Brad propaganda:

“He's a hot closeted jock, which of course was my fantasy back in college. You tutor him in English class and help him learn to write essays on his own while also helping him discover his sexuality. He is a redhead and he kisses you on the field after his games and he is so fine”

[exhabigou]

brad from that one gay game where you get to woohoo with a fish. he is baby and i will protect him with my life. 

[koothesecond]

I fall so hard for this guy and he’s only a college freshman!!

Well actually the whole game is good but this bad boy is my favorite <3 

[brilliantkey]

Coming Out On Top/Teen Wolf

I recently got into the computer game Coming Out On Top, which delves into the life of Mark Matthews as he comes out to his friends and enters the dating world of an openly gay man. As I was (repeatedly) playing the game, I couldn’t help but make similarities to Teen Wolf. Both canonically and in the world of fan-fiction, there are characters that closely resemble each other. 

Be forewarned, this may contain spoilers of Coming Out on Top and, to a lesser extent, Teen Wolf. If you want to learn more about either one, visit the COOT website and/or watch Teen Wolf. So, just to be clear: 

POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERTS AHEAD

I rated each pairing in terms of canonical relation to Teen Wolf and possible relation to fan-fiction since Teen Wolf, despite it’s goal to show as much male skin as possible, certainly wouldn’t show one guy fucking another in a toilet stall. However, when considering a character’s fan-fiction rating, I tried to maintain a stndard that wouldn’t be too out of character for the parties involved. But, uh, we all know how subjective fan-fiction can be. 

So, with that said, let’s start with the main character and the six love interests:  

Main Character: Stiles Stilinski as Mark Matthews Canon Rating: 3/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 4/5 stars

To me, Stiles has to be the main character. Otherwise, you just couldn’t make these comparisons work. Sure, you could make a case for Scott as Mark since they are both the protagonists, but deep down in your fan-fiction reading heart, you know that only Stiles is capable of the shenanigans that Mark gets into. Also, Mark has a tendency for word vomit which definitely reminds me of Stiles

Potential Love Interest: Scott McCall as Ian Manachevitz Canon Rating: 3.5/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 4/5 stars

Without a doubt, Scott is a lovable goofball. Like Mark and Ian, Stiles and Scott are best friends, even when Stiles has to put up with Scott’s oblivious nature (read: Scott going on and on about Allison or Ian’s crazy ideas). To that extent, we can even paint Allison or Kira (take your pick but I’m going with Allison) as on and off again ex-girlfriend Zoe. Conceivably, it wouldn’t be outside the realm of fan-fiction for Scott to be into dildos and a bit of bondage and harboring feelings for our lovable main character. 

Potential Love Interest: Peter Hale as Alex Davies Canon Rating: 3/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 3.5/5 stars

Peter certainly fits the bill canonically. He’s about the same age as Alex and I’m sure a fan-fiction author would have no qualms about Peter pulling his favorite student (*coughs Stiles*) to the front of the class to finger him in the name of education. I’m less inclined to imagine Peter as willing to take a step back from fucking Stiles in his office, but that may be the fan-fiction reader in me talking. 

Potential Love Interest: Derek Hale as Brad Melnick Canon Rating: 3.5/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 4/5 stars

It certainly is canon for Derek to be portrayed as a typical jock with hidden layers. It’s also common in fan-fiction for Derek to be portrayed as a jock. While Derek is older than Stiles in canon Teen Wolf, many fan-fiction writers like to portray Stiles and Derek as the same age. In this case though, Derek would be a couple of years younger than Stiles as Brad is likely a freshman while Mark is a senior. 

Brad and Mark, much like Derek and Stiles, do not immediately get along in their respective canons. But fan-fiction certainly has Stiles admiring Brad’s body much like Mark does with Brad. Additionally, thanks to fan-fiction, we could easily see Laura Hale as Beau Melnick, Brad’s protective older sibling. Brad is coasting along thanks to his athletic ability and wouldn’t it be just like Laura to make sure Derek gets back on track. 

Alternate Character Potential Love Interest: Derek Hale as Alex Davies Canon Rating: 3.5/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 4/5 stars

Thanks to fan-fiction, it isn’t too out of the realm of probability to see Derek as Professor Davies. Why? Well, imagine if the fire had never happened (which is a common trope in fan-fiction generally called Alive Hale Family or No Hale Fire). Even if we don’t see the other Hales, we know from canon that Derek is naturally flirty and would likely hit on Stiles if he were to see him in a bar. And, it also stands to his character (maybe more so than Peter) to want to take a step back from dating a student despite his obvious desire. (I mean, Derek’s internal struggles are practically legendary). Regardless, Derek would certainly make a great Alex. 

Potential Love Interest: Danny Mahealani as Jed Zhou Canon Rating: 1/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 1/5 stars

I won’t lie, this one’s a bit of a stretch. Aside from their stunning bodies, this stems from my farfetched desire to see Danny open the door completely naked and asking me to be his Cumslut97. Not much else beyond that. 

Potential Love Interest: Vernon Boyd as Philbert Healy Canon Rating: 4/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 3.5/5 stars

Phil and Boyd probably have the most in common of all their characters. To start off with, they both hate their given name, Boyd/Phil is not initially impressed with Stiles/Mark, they have a close relationship with a crazy female character, and they are constantly babysitting a younger girl (based on Boyd’s backstory of his little sister). Because of their relationship in Teen Wolf, I’m also likely to cast Erica as Phil’s cousin Penny. In fact, the only difference between Boyd and Phil is that we don’t really get to see Boyd develop a closer relationship with Stiles. 

I’ll admit, my fan-fiction rating was based on speculation as I haven’t really read any Boyd/Stiles pairings. But thanks to COOT and that scene with Phil fucking Mark, who is hidden under the covers when Ian walks in, I can now definitely imagine it. 

Potential Love Interest: Chris Argent as Amos Canon Rating: 1/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 1/5 stars

Like Jed and Danny, this is another stretch for me. Aside from Chris being older than Stiles and having a previous relationship mentioned (i.e. Victoria as a Victor), Chris and Amos don’t really have much in common. 

Brofinder App Dates: 

Potential Date: Jordan Parrish as Cesar Canon Rating: 1/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 2/5 stars

Originally, I considered making the Sheriff Cesar and switching Mark to another TW character. But the more I thought about it, the less I could see the Sheriff abusing the trust of the citizens of Beacon Hills. (Well, I could but I won’t get into that.) While it’s still pretty out of character for Jordan to display such abuse of power, it’s still pretty hot to imagine. 

Potential Date: Issac Lahey as Terrence/Terry Lovelock Canon Rating: 2/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 2/5 stars

Aside from the fact that they are both blonde, and have similar body proportions, I mostly base this on the fact that they are blonde and have similar body proportions. Besides, don’t tell me you wouldn’t love to see Issac bend over and suck his own cock. No? Just me? I’m sure I read that in fan-fiction somewhere. *blushes*

Potential Date: Liam and Mason as Pete and Oz Canon Rating: 1/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 2/5 stars

I’ll admit, I stopped watching Teen Wolf by the time these characters were introduced. I mostly know them through Tumblr postings, but they seem as inseparable as these two. Also, I wouldn’t put it past either of them to want to be cuckolded and watch their partner be fucked by another man (in fan-fiction, obviously). 

Potential Date: Theo Raeken as Frank Canon Rating: 2/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 2/5 stars

As I mentioned above, I didn’t really watch Theo’s storyline. However, a lot of people ship him with Stiles for some reason. But I know Theo is a sketchy character and Frank’s whole storyline is about lying to make himself appear more impressive. Also, with how hot he is, imagining Theo as a stripper is hot.

Potential Date: Ethan and Aiden as Jesse and Hugh Canon Rating: 2/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 2/5 stars

Come on! Come ON! They’re twins. Need I say more?!

Potential Date: Roscoe the Jeep as Slurpy the Fish Canon Rating: 3/5 stars Fan-fiction Rating: 3/5 stars

Roscoe and Slurpy both serve as a beacon of hope and form of support for their respective owners. While I don’t think we’d ever be able to get Roscoe fully inside Stiles’ anus, I did see this one video where a guy rode the gear shift like....you know what? Never mind. 

All that aside, I’m still pretty much enjoying Coming Out On Top. I might post pictures of the characters that most resemble each other between COOT and Teen Wolf in the future. 

I hope you enjoying my long ass post. 

[luke-skywalkers-chanel-boots]

COOT fans am I the only survivor??

I’m getting the vibe that the Coming Out On Top fandom is dead and I’m literally the only person still in it😭 Anyways if I’m not, PLEASE come out from the shadows and talk to me about it. I’m DYING with the amount of headcanons I’m carrying around😭

[sherlockianhero]

Some more Brad and Mark from CooT. The first two were some drawings I hadn't upload and then, there's a comic based on a scene from Psych. Question for any ship: Which one is a puppy on the streets, but a wolf in the sheets?

[sherlockianhero]

I bought “Coming Out on Top” by @obscurasoft a few days ago, and played through Brad’s route after a fucked up at first and ended up banging my fish. 

I love Brad’s route so much; I’m such a fucking sucker for ‘dumb jocks’ and jock/nerd relationships..! He’s probably gonna be my favorite tbh.

So, thanks Obsucurasoft, for this game and giving me more practice/refs on how to draw buff, burly dudes~