#round 1

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexywoman Contest 2025

Miku

Miss Piggy

Voting ended onApr 24, 2025

[white-boy-of-the-year]

WBOTY 2025 Round 1: Poll 5

Gerard Way vs Dan Howell

Gerard Way

Dan Howell

Voting ended onDec 8, 2025

As always, our inbox is open for propaganda!

[mfshipbracket]

ROUND ONE: Shrek/Fiona (Shrek) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)

Shrek/Fiona

Kylo Ren/Rey

Voting ended onMar 26, 2023

[baldguy-fight]

BALD GUY FIGHT ROUND 1

Thanos (Marvel) vs Shrek (Shrek)

Thanos

Shrek

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

[fave-fight]

ROUND 1, MATCH 17

NO MAGIC, POWERS, OR WEAPONS

Who would win in a fight? (propaganda under the cut)

Elon Musk

Groundskeeper Willie

Voting ended onJul 27, 2023

Elon Musk:

“I just wanna watch him get beat up”

“I want to watch him lose every fight”

“Wouldn’t it be funny if everyone who went against him beat him?”

“He would get his ass beaten by anyone and everyone, including Conan Edogawa”

“I just want to see him get punched, repeatedly, by real and fictional people.”

Groundskeeper Willie:

“Because he's ripped and clearly willing to go to insane lengths to win. This guy will punch you in the throat, he doesn't give a shit.”

“There ain’t nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!”

[roscoe-me-and-this-fuckin-kid]

most attractive person in bandom: round 1, part 1

Brendon Urie

Hayley Williams

Voting ended onJan 10, 2024

[hotvintagepoll]

Who is the hottest old movie man?

Tab Hunter

Toshiro Mifune

Voting ended onDec 31, 2023

Propaganda

Tab Hunter (Damn Yankees)—no propaganda submitted

Toshiro Mifune (Rashumon, Seven Samurai, Grand Prix, Stray Dog)—no propaganda submitted beyond this video and the photos under the cut

This is round 1 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.

[propaganda photos submitted under the cut]