#braddoesbanter

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shitty commentary crew preference - going on holiday together

songs of inspiration - one bad night by hayley kiyoko, gravel to tempo by hayley kiyoko and full moon by sgbg.

author’s note: i’ve been seeing preferences all over tumblr and i’ve been really wanting to write one for ages, but since i haven’t written anything in a week, i wanted to mae it up to you by doing a really big one to make up for it. hope you all enjoy it, gang! - l.t.

billy // chubbs

- you decided to book a surprise trip for the both of you to go to japan, since he’s always wanted to go. his face lit up as soon as you told him, immidiately giving you a bear hug and a kiss on the cheek - he was more excited than he actually let on to be.

- you would cling onto him while you were at heathrow airport due to how busy it was, and he would let you use him as a human radiator and pillow to nap on the plane. in return (if he wasn’t napping himself, that is), he would mess with your hair while you were sleeping and somehow managed to get it all tangled, but you didn’t mind.

- he held your hand tightly as you both walked up and down the streets no matter what time it was - he just wanted you to be safe and for you to come to no harm.

- every night you would go to small sushi food restaurants, late at night as you surrounded yourselves with the loud, busy night enclosing you both, while you got ever so slightly tipsy on beer.

- you would take the most adorable polaroid pictures under the sweet cherry blossom trees, then to plaster them over instagram and twitter.

- you would go to a manga store making fun of weeaboos, but you ended up ironically buying loads of the different manga to read on the plane ride home, even if you couldn’t understand japanese.

- you were both heartbroken to go home.

hyojin // squizxy

- since the pair of you were dating long distance, you decided to fly out to australia to go and see her for the first. you would both be bubbling with excitment, even weeks before you were supposed to fly out.

- on the day, you would skype her to say that you were waiting for the plane and would be seeing her in only a matter of hours now. you would both be ecastatic but slightly nervous at the same time.

- when you got off the plane to meet her, she ran up to you like her life absolutely depended on it, and you did the same but trying to carry all your luggage at the same time. you both hugged each other as hard as you possibly could without killing each other, and many happy tears were shed.

- you both travelled to sydney to go do sightseeing, and hyojin just couldn’t stop hugging you on the train journey there.

- fennec fox jokes. you also surprised her with a pair of the godly fennec fox ears for her, which made her made, but she secretly loved them.

- she drew a picture of you standing in front of the sydney opera house, which she them turned into an adorable animation to put on her twitter.

- it was hard to leave each other, but you knew deep down that the future was looking brighter than ever before and you were more in love with her than ever before.

will // herotic

- will would have to take you to on a daytrip somewhere since you had both just finished your gcse exams, were pretty fucking exhausted, and broke.

- you both settled to go to the beach for the day - it was nothing fancy, but you were still excited and you didn’t mind since you got to see each other.

- your mum drove you both there, and she kept embarassing you in front of him with embarassing stories from when you were little, which will really enjoyed.

- you both got double scoop ice creams, which you both shared as you walked hand in hand along the sea front, the sand tickling the inbetween bits between your toes softly. after you had finished it, you got a bit on your right cheek, which he kissed softly.

- you both walked around the sea front and the surrounding village, talking about youtube drama and current trending topics.

- you both got fish and chips to take home because you were too tired to eat out anywhere fancy. you leant on his shoulder, as he wrapped his slim hand around your waist while you waited for your mum to pick you both up.

brad // braddoesbanter

- “oi dickhead, let’s go to paris.”

- you were sceptical as to why brad wanted to go to paris, but you decided to book plane and hotel tickets anyway.

- “do you think that the eiffel tower is as big as my cock?” he said as you both stood beneth it taking selfies to put on instagram and twitter (if he wasn’t suspended lol) later. you just rolled your eyes at his stupid comment, but secretly found it funny.

- you both snuck frech pastries on the plane to eat because you both loved them so much, and didn’t speak to each other the whole way back since you had your mouths full with the pastries.

erling // atozy

- he would take you to his home country of norway as a treat for your birthday, and it would also be an oppourtunity for erling to see his family too. you would be excited to finally meet them and to finally experience a taste of norwegian culture that you had been hearing about from him for so long.

- it was really cool hearing erling speak norwegian, especially since it made it easier to speak to the locals and to order food.

- his family were super sweet when you met them and ate dinner with them too. they told many embarassing stories of erling from when he was younger, although he did not like this and went all red everytime they would tell one.

- he would take you to a norwegian food market, and you would try the food there together, and you decided to grab some coffee afterwards.

- you would, at some point, take you for a walk in the snow, and you would end up building a snowman. it was slightly lopsided, but that really didn’t matter right now.

- cute polaroid pictures!!

alex // imallexx

- he would surprise you with plane tickets to go to california, and had many other surprises for you in store for when you got there, which you didn’t know about you just yet.

- you’d go to pink berry every day and just stuff your faces with food there, then you’d hike up to go see the hollywood sign. you’d take so many adorable selfies, which would then be either memed to death or be made into super cute edits.

- he’d surprise you with tickets to go see your favourite band, which you were absolutely over the moon about because you didn’t get to see them back home. when you were in line to go in to the arena, he’d lend you his internet sensation hoodie until you went in because it was getting colder.

- you’d dance and sing the night away together even if alex wasn’t too fond of the music and he didn’t know many of the lyrics. despite this, he still enjoyed seeing you happy and the experience in general.

- by the end of it all, you’d end up falling asleep on his shoulder on the plane home, while he smiled to himself about what a great time he had.

niall // pyrocynical

- you thought he was making some sort of skit for one of his videos when he told you that he would be taking you to disneyland, but he was being serious. excited laughter and hugs then ensued.

- you would both buy matching minnie mouse ears to wear around the resort together, while buying way too many sweets and then stuffing them in your mouths. niall would constantly say, “we look like basic bitches, don’t we?”

- you would go on the same rides too many times, until you got bored. if it was high and scary ride, he would hold onto your hand for dear life to make sure that you were okay and wasn’t scared.

- after going on all the rides, you took so many selfies of you both, your phone storage almost ran out. all over twitter, there was nothing but cute comments and supports from the fans and a shit ton of flower crown edits had managed to find their way onto tumblr *shivers*

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Commentary Crew Preference - Sleepover + the day after

A/N: bad lol. I was gone for like a week because some shit happened, apologies. Last night (week) took an L but tonight I bounce back.

Pyrocynical

Watching dumb videos on youtube up until like 3am. Probably started from like actual content then just turned into watching damn daniel vine compilations, until you both cried from laughter.

Coffee. Just lots of coffee. More coffee. 

Then, when you’d actually find your way into the bed, he’d make sure that there’s at least 10 pillows and 3 blankets

Then like an hour of just laughing and giggling and switching positions??

Cuddling, no exceptions. 

THE SLEEPY VOICE

Almost on the edge of falling asleep, then hearing him just say shit like “my name jeff,” and you’d both just die.

Waking up in a huge mess of pillows, blankets, everything.

Spending the morning just laying in the bed, being quiet and enjoying the moment. He’d probably play with your hair.

The day would consist of you two just being home, doing nothing. Playing games (G a r f i e l d  K a r t)

It ending in lots of goodbye kisses on the forehead.

ImAllexx

He’d have probably it all planned out. What to do at what hour etc. You went with the plan for like the first two hours and then just forgot it.

Baking!!! You love baking and you were not too bad in it either. Lots of brownies.

Helping him film videos and skits to them. Also discussing the video or it’s topic in general.

Talking about stuff. Could be serious like politics, recent news or then just a funny you tube video of a cat playing a piano 10 hour remix.

Watching a horror film all cuddled up on the couch.

Going to bed not too late.

Spooning. Him being the little spoon because of his small form.

You’d wake up at like 8am, few hours earlier than him. You’d also make breakfast for him.

Spending the day just doing random stuff, going outside for lunch.

A nice goodbye hug. A kiss on the cheek too.

NFKRZ

Watching him play CSGO just raging and screaming. Ablo Orman-style.

95% of the time would be just you petting and playing with his cat.

He’d probably insist that you have to make a q&a video with him. 

When he would ask people on twitter to send questions, he’d get a bunch of replies with just “QnA with sister?” etc, and it would piss him off so much. You found it adorable.

You two recorded the video which was actually hilarious, but putting it on hold, not sure should he post it.

Touring around the big Soviet Union. He’d take you to KFC for the pengest munch. “Niggas gotta eat.”

When you got back it was really chilly so you decided to borrow, or atleast try one of his hoodies. You practically drowned in it.

Falling asleep quite fastly. A good and a cozy sleep.

Waking up at like 2pm. 

He’d make food, or atleast try. That’s what it looked like.

Plot twist; the food would actually taste really good.

A warm hug for the goodbyes. Tall boy.

Chubbs

Watching him record videos. You had to go to another room because you laughed a lot and you didn’t want to ruin the recording.

Starting beef with feminazis and cunts on twitter. He would either annihilate them or then just reply “haha yes.”

He would be surprised how good you were at beefing with people. You weren’t taking no shit and it only made him more attracted to you.

Despite his rather edgy and wild online persona, he’d be absolutely different in real life. Being very caring and loving. Appreciating every moment with you. Not saying he wouldn’t throw some funny and snarky comments at times.

Sleep over with out the sleeping.

Going to McDonald’s at 3am to get a big pack of nuggets and lots of cheeseburgers.

Then just doing random shit for couple of hours, still not tired.

Going for a deep™ walk outside and getting real deep. Talk about his issues and reassuring him that he is just perfect the way he is.

Watching films and shows on netflix and commentating over them. It would be actually hilarious. 

AMY SCHUMER BAD

Falling asleep on the couch, netflix playing in the background. Probably at like 6.30am

You’d fall asleep all cuddled up.  He’d find you absolutely adorable and just smile.

Waking up practically in the same position. Wanting to stay like that forever, but he’d have to take a piss. lol.

BIGGEST HUG + kiss on the forehead. Big boy.

BradDoesBanter

Despite his actually offensive and edgy personality online behaviour, he’d be actually the most caring and affectionate person. Lots of hugs and kisses.

Cooking food together

Commentating over FUCKH8 or BuzzFeed vids. Letting his more offensive side out. He’d probably record few vids on the go as well.

Playing GTA V for his gaming channel. Ad revenue important bro.

Going out quite late for a few beers. He’d get absolutely wasted over two pints. It would be actually hilarious to watch though.

Having fun for the most of the time. Listening to music, dancing, him trying to sing which you recorded for the blackmail material.

Him listening to your stories and things 100% enjoying it. Appreciating every thing you did in general.

Calling Niall, Billy and everyone else at 4am just to tell that they’re gay.

Cuddling that he would suggest, surprising you.

Waking up at about 10am, you’d have coffee and he would have his beloved orange juice. And that legendary sandwich. (inb4 “How to make a sandwich” -video)

Going to Tesco, to get some ice cream. (And more orange juice.)

When you would leave, he’d hug you but then after that kiss you. Smooth.

B O N U S

Bamanboi

Getting Chinese Take Away.

Having the best and the most intense arguments and conversations about politics, music, culture etc.

Subtweeting or just posting conversations about memes between you two on twitter, even though you were literally few meters away from each other. 

Playing CSGO. You were killing each other constantly and just 99% fucking around.

THE KETTLE WHEEZE/LAUGH.

Talking about his issues. He trusted you with these things, and you gave the best advice.

Critiquing and reviewing shows, games, albums, everything.

Staying up until about 2pm. Absolutely wild.

Waking up at 7pm, no regrets. 

C O F F E E. Overdose of C O F F E E.

A very long goodbye hug.

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Brads a cute boy now

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Stressed Out Reader // Braddoesbanter Headcanons

prompt: can you write an imagine (or hc, whatever floats your boat) about braddoesbanter when his girlfriend is stressed and it freaks him out because he doesn't know what to do? A/N: I love this prompt so much. -Brad + emotions = a mess -he doesn't know what do when you cry because the stress is too much. -he tried to joke at first but that just makes it worse. -"Y/N would you shut the fuck up you spastic cry baby." -when you continued to cry and shake he freaked out ten times more. -normal Y/N would laugh and joke with him but you were too upset for that. -he wants to help he really does but he's just not experienced with this stuff. -he messages all his mates for advice. -he regrets it because screenshots and jokes found their way to twitter but you were more important at the moment. -what he gathered from them is to hold you and tell you to calm down and that it was all going to be okay. -lots of questions. -"do you like it when I hold you? Or do you want space?" -"do you want tissue? Oh no fuck it use my sleeve." -"can you tell me me what you need? I'm begging you." -it takes a few tries but he gets the hang of it. -when you calmed down he felt a weight lift off his chest -"please Y/N don't ever scare me like that ever again." -jokes come around by morning time. -he would be annoyed by you but honestly he doesn't want to see you cry again.

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yo

Can some people request some imagines, preferences or head cannons for the commentary crew or cancer crew please

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bRAD SINGING TAKE ME TO CHURCH

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i wanna see this shit