#bradiseyecandy

[felidae2930]

I don't care WHAT he did . . . he looks like an angel in this photo.

[felidae2930]

He is just . . . the epitome of sexy.

[felidae2930]

I fucking love Brad Dourif and every character he plays, but in all honesty, one of my absolute favorites is Joey Wyatt from Miami Vice {S3, E16, 'Theresa}.

I know, I know,he has like 7 minutes of screen time, tops and very few lines, but I am still, still, completely in love with him!

His eyes, his voice, the way he dresses, oh my God! He's perfect!

The gold chains, the loose and comfortable cotton button shirts, the slacks and khakis, he just screams sleazy drug dealing scumbag and I love it!

I like how intimidating he was in this scene as well, which is a testament to Brad's remarkable acting. Look at the piercing anger he expressed in the second gif.

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"Who the Hell do you think you are? Coming onto me? Joey Wyatt? I buy cops like you to clean up after my dogs."

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For me, this is a stark contrast to how he was in the very first scene of the episode.

Just a regular ol' guy trying to make a couple million off of the selling and dealing of cocaine, no big deal. Might as well have a few bumps while he's at it, right? Right.

I adore the court scene because the entire fucking time, he looks like the most pathetically well-dressed guilty son of a bitch ever.

I mean, just, look at him in this photo:

He is guilty and is in trouble and he damn well knows it! But honestly, if I were that judge and I saw that sweet, nervous little face looking right back at me I WOULD LET HIM GO, HE IS CLEARLY SORRY FOR HIS TRANSGRESSIONS {HE'S NOT AND WILL ABSOLUTELY DO IT AGAIN} .

[felidae2930]

On the set of Miami Vice.

[felidae2930]

He's about to tell some bitch off.