#brain curse

[icarusesdickarus]

Crazy and revolutionary news! The simple task that has been haunting me for 2.5 months like a victorian spectre in mourning only took 20 minutes to complete!

[my-inner-raven]

Brain Curse

Kendal: *bursts into the room*

Doofenshmirtz: a paragon?

Kendal: *unsheathes Vash’s sword*

Doofenshmirtz: *gasp* Kendal the Paragon!?

[skwonkk]

[my-inner-raven]

Brain Curse

Dad: kids, I had gender with your mom last night.

Kid: Dad? What the fuck?!

Dad: hey! You can’t say the fuck word!

Kid: shut up, dad! You’re not even real!

Kid: I’ll take my pills and you’ll disappear like always.

Mom *in the other room*: *crying*

[my-inner-raven]

Brain Curse

Yeah, I've been Romanced before!

Just like the Gauls. Violently and while nude.

[my-inner-raven]

Brain Curse

I looked up at the sky and I was like “ayyy, Zeus!”

And he was like ”ayyy, what’s up?”

And I was “I need you to stop fuckin’ my wife!”

And he was like “ayyy, no can do.”

And I was like “why not!?”

And he was like “cuz, Hjonk Hjonk motherfucker.”

[my-inner-raven]

Brain Curse

Me: *fires heat seeking missiles*

Me: my homies be homin'