#brain what?

[louthestarspeaker]

Lord Gord Creighton-Ward: A Haiku

So last night at after twelve...

Me: tries to sleep

My brain: remember that one post about what Gordon and Penelope's names would've if they got married?

Also brain:

Lord Gord Creighton-Ward

So...

Alan: Dude, your name could be a poem.

Alan: That's literally the first line of a haiku.

Alan, dramatically:

Lord Gord Creighton-Ward,

Recipe for anarchy.

Good thing Penny loves him.

Virgil: That's six syllables, Alan. You need to change that last line.

Gordon, has only comprehended 'Penny loves him': No! Don't change it! It's perfect.

[thesmartbluebox]

Last night I had a dream where I was traveling with the Doctor, but then we met David Tennant on a carnival of some sort. I was like cool it’s David Tennant and went to talk with him for a bit meanwhile my Doctor wandered off. 

Then I was like “have you seen the Doctor” and David Tennant was like uh? and just kind of gestured at himself. And I was like “not you, you’re not my doctor.” and he was super offended about that and then I explained to him that no offense, but I had actually come there with a Doctor, and then I saw the Doctor in some game booth playing and I was like “that’s my doctor” and it was nine  and David Tennant was like “HIM?” and I was like  “yeah??” (Except it wasn’t Christopher Eccleston so idk, now that I think of it the dream David Tennant had a point.) 

Anyway I tried to apologize to dream Tennant and said “I mean, don’t get me wrong, I obviously think you’re the best,” but then, being unable to give anything but the whole truth, I added “actually IDEK if that’s true anymore, because Jodie...” Which only made him more offended. He then took my hand and started guiding me somewhere and I had no choice but to follow (like if the Doctor grabs your hand you follow!!) and he took me to a house that was full of Doctors and from the door he yelled “JODIE!!” and that’s when I woke up

[fuurin-senpai]

I WAS STRUCK BY AN IDEA

Dennis (maybe in his early teens or even preteens?) takes walks in Epping Forest by himself whenever he has a lot of things on his mind, and runs into some kind of shapeshifting fae / forest spirit / etc who decides to take on a human shape and befriend him. The fae decides to base his appearance off Dennis, except a little older.

IN OTHER WORDS, FAE!EGGSY AND HUMAN!DENNIS 

[sunflowerfinch]

Brain has decided I need to do a niki cosplay because of a single song :')

[gaybugnebula-blog]

Hey, anybody wanna explain to me exactly why I woke up from a nap dream wherein I alternated stealing 1 cart and 1 basket from a les mis era style store with my older coworker? Like was that supposed to be a historical musical/drama set? Why was my niece there? Why was my friend there in a very nice maroon pant suit outside a European bistro?

Why was Joey from Friends there in dirty petticoats and bonnet, cutting fruit recklessly?

And why was I heckling him?????!?

[deadhawke]

Why do I keep having creepy weird ass nightmares about extremist environmental groups?

[fuurin-senpai]

first one to get the reference will receive a prize

If the Narutoverse had magic instead of chakra, would Kakashi be a spellthief...?