Brain foot
Okay so it's hot as fuck in my boyfriends room and so he's all like fuck it's hot what do i do? And I'm like idk man turn on the fan. So he does but it's not enough and he's like its just my feet that are hot. So he goes and gets a water bottle out of his fridge and uses it to cool down his feet. Don't ask me why he used a water bottle. So about five mins later he drinks the water and is like my feet are still burning. So he gets up and goes to get an ice pack from his freezer courtesy of my idea generator and proceeds to cool down his feet. So we're sitting there and he's got an ice pack between his feet and he goes "Ahh! It's cold. I got a brainfoot!" And I'm all like "don't you mean a foot freeze??" And then he's all like yeah *giggle giggle*. So I'm like dying because my ass thinks about the skull bone is connected to the leg bone post and he's like what the fuck is she laughing hysterically at? And so I sent him the post and basically long ass story short my boyfriend used a fucking water bottle to cool his feet down, drank it, got an ice pack, and then told me that he got a brainfoot instead of a foot freeze/brain freeze.
