Jul 20, 2023
Tired of being able to think?
Annoyed that every night, it takes you several hours to fall asleep, regardless of what you do?
Do you want a break from being paranoid that somehow, somewhere, you're being watched?
Well, introducing the Brain Vaccum™!
With this brand new invention, you will never be inconvenienced with a thought ever again!
To work its magic, simply press the big red button and wear it like a hat!
Now you look stylish *and* content!
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