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just had apple juice in a bowl and drank it like soup. was a very whimsical experience, 10/10

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I've been feeling okay for one too many days in a row

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that moment when im tryna sleep and then yawn, then just mentally look myself in the eye like, my man. big changes are coming. if you fucking let them that is. im trying my best here

it's almost 6am and i work today please send help

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OKAY SO APPARENTLY LIKE. YOU KNOW THOSE FRIDGES AT STORES WITH FOOD AND STUFF. IF YOU OPEN THEM FAR ENOUGH THEY PROP OPEN

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my self esteem is weird. like ik i look pretty, that's not my issue with me. my beef with me is everything else

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why serve the country when i can serve cunt instead

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im the type of lgbt whose pronouns are better defined by what they aren't. in my case they aren't she/her. anything else is fine though, call me pacific punch for all i care

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okay so. I revisited Akinator because I remembered it exists and saw that now you can pick from object, characters, and animals. so me being me, I picked object, thinking about penis, aND I SHIT YOU NOT

AM I THAT FUCKING PREDICTABLE

HOW

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JESUS AMD PENIS RHYME. VEYE VEEY VERY IMPOTTANT INFO.

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hold on lemme just turn my mouse inside out rq. *horrible crunchy noises* alr I'm ready to game

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sometimes while I'm on my electric scooter, I pass by a kid or two on smaller kick scooters, and I imagine that for them it's like being a pigeon and watching a giant phoenix fly right past you

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I'm back again yippee

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the urge to simply become a round bird

[colourofthekites]

oh we won, this is gonna be a cinematic event

[lamborghinea-pig]

reblog if you are full of transgender and homosexuality

[averagenugget28]

i am full of mostly confusion but partially transgender and homosexuality so ig it works

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[averagenugget28]

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