Tate Modern Retrospective
Barbara Hepworth. Wait The Client Wants It When? 1942.
Ellsworth Kelly. Seriously The Tate Will Buy Anything. 1996.
Robert Ryman, Oh Shit Ells Is Right! 1982.
Ellsworth Kelly. I Told You Dog Just Slap A 1000-Word Essay About Peripristatic Feelings And Neo-Blananahic Themes On It And They Eat This Shit Up. 1974.
Bram Bogart. Dudes She’s Not Kidding I Had Leftover Plaster From When My Bro And I Redid Mom’s Bathroom And They Paid Me A Million Pounds For It. 1974.
Maria Lalic. I Helped My Girlfriend Do Her Kitchen And Borrowed The Leftovers To Make This Now I’m The Toast Of The Art World I Guess? 1995.
Yves Klein. Nobody Should Have This Kind Of Power. 1979
Jenny Holzer. You Don’t Even Have To Do Anything Look I Nicked This From The Lotto Display At The Corner Shop And Stuck A Phrase From An Inspiration Tumblr On It! 1984.
Ceal Floyer. FUCK OFF DUDES I LITERALLY JUST GAVE THEM THIS RECEIPT FROM MY WALLET THEY WERE ALL LIKE ‘IS THIS ART?’ AND I WAS YEAH ‘WELL OBVIOUSLY ARE YOU AN IDIOT?’ AND THEY WERE SO EMBARRASSED THEY IMMEDIATELY PUT IT ON THE FUCKING WALL! 1999
Farid Belkahia. GUYS CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO MAKE REAL ART HERE AND POOR MERAUD STILL CAN’T GET THAT BIRD OFF HER HEAD. 1961.
Meraud Guevara. No It’s Fine Everybody It’s Not Really A Problem And Actually I’m Really Getting Used To It It’s Fine. c.1939. [Oval Sculpture (No. 2); Yellow Curve; Ledger; White Curve; White plane white; History Painting 2 Cave. Yellow Earth; IKB 79; Truisms; Monochrome Till Receipt (White); Monochrome Till Receipt (White); Cuba Si; Seated Woman with Small Dog]