"Right, never getting you any sort of curry again. Might stick to something less... hot?"
The Master’s still sitting in Yasmin’s parked car, passenger side, still holding a mostly finished carton of milk, sporting, yes, absurdity, a milk mustache over his beard stubble, with his shirt unbuttoned halfway to his navel.
He says nothing for a morose thirty or so seconds, jaw jutting, glowering out at the evening traffic zipping by the parked vehicle.
“ … I was just trying to impress you,” he confesses at last, in the sulkiest, brattiest voice imaginable.
Proving beyond the shadow of a doubt that Time Lords may be ingenious, but they are rarely wise.












