#bravewheeler

[noihavenosanitythanksforasking]

paladin!mike: we must go to William where is your horse

mike: what no we cant

paladin!mike: cant?? i know not of cant. why pray tell can we not?

mike: hes in california..?

paladin!mike: what the everloving fuck is a california? is it some type of baneful magic spell?

mike: no...its just a place very far away.

paladin!mike: ...

paladin!mik: then we must go to this california immediately. where, i ask again, is your steed???

mike: i dont have a fucking horse and we cant go to california its like 7 million miles

paladin!mike: then we must hail a carriage of some sort

mike: hello?? we cannot go to california??? its like really fucking far

paladin!mike: This means nothing to me. do you mean to say you would not travel the great expanse to see your beloved?

mike: uhhhh i mean he probably doesnt want to see me like itd be weird

paladin!mike: then fall to your knees and beg for his mercy? you are a bit slow arent you,,

[sweetpea1242]

INJECT ITTTTT

(@avalsorymm on tt)

[whimsywheeelah]

bravebyers v. bravewheeler in a nutshell

[mikewheelerisaqueerler]

the concepts of "gay" and "straight" etc doesn't exist in the cleradin universe btw, you just love who you love and that's it, so the bravewheeler dynamic means mike wheeler has to explain to paladin mike the concept of homophobia and why people fear love so much, and that is a conversation i need to hear

[iwillao-seeyouinhell]

“Paladin Mike would bully normal Mike” “paladin mike would be disappointed in normal Mike” WRONG paladin Mike would pick up Mike like a stray cat, give him a Mike The Brave but also Mike The Heart TM speech, jokingly threaten to steal normal will from him, and give him a kiss on the forehead

[wistfulenchantress]

what if paladin!mike actually understood what mike was going through and gave legitimacy to his struggles and repression and helped him through it so he could love will the same way paladin mike loves cleric will?

[babyboycantlifthisheadachehead]

Paladin Mike, who starts to get all sad and moppy after the adrenaline of being in a different universe and finding a different version of himself and Cleric Will in this universe wears off.

Will approaches him, "What's wrong?"

"I just want to go home-" he sighs.

"I get that." Will puts a comforting hand on his shoulder, awkwardly, unsure of himself.

"and I miss my betrothed." Paladin Mike says with a sad sigh.

"Your betrothed?!?!?!" Will shouts, yanking his hand back, and staring at Paladin Mike like he's grown three heads.

Paladin Mike looked confused as to why this is so shocking to Will and why everyone else is also staring at him with bug eyes.

"What?"

Mike buts into their conversation, "You are betrothed? Like married?!"

Paladin Mike nods, still confused as to why they are all shocked and confused.

"To who?!?!"

"My Will, of course."

The room explodes with overlapping voices; only seemingly missing from the conversation are Will and Mike, who remain dead silent and blushing from head to toe.

[sappiscrying]

I don’t really have an excuse for this it was fully just self indulgence