#brb heart attack

[thrandweedle]

KATY PERRY HAS A TUMBLR I REPEAT KATY PERRY HAS A TUMBLR, SHE COULD BE FOLLOWING ANY OF US AND WE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW IT. SHE EVEN SAID IN A VIDEO THAT SHE FOLLOWS SOME OF HER FAN ACCOUNTS WHHHAAAAAAAAATTTT

[mel0dyandharm0ny]

JYJ's comeback is creeping nearer and i'm not ready to have cardiovascular issues as this age

[thought-42]

oh my god fuck I hate tumblr so much; there is literally no fucking way to make sure my curser has focus where I want it to have focus; the infrastructure of the code is such a fucking disaster

[frenchlavande]

um im 3 away from 500 followers

this is unreal

like ive only had this for a little under 2 months

[brandnewfashion]

emotional roller coaster b/c of fob and mcr

[brianvan]

OMG I can't even

The Times prints an article under the auspices of "Many in N.Y. Say Good Riddance to Big-Soda Ban" and, of the first three "man on the street" (!!!ASDLKJASDLJASDLFKJSDF!!!) quotes that they pull in, two of them are from FOREIGN TOURISTS FROM EUROPE 

Oh and the third quote? Lives here.

SO THEIR OPINIONS DON'T REALLY FUCKING COUNT TO ME

[silencewhippersnapper]

haha! well, honestly, only the first one was my own... it's on live journal and it's called The Return of Castiel. the second one was from a friend's personal writings, and the last two were from a fic called Blue Eyes and Knee Highs that i found

WAIT

WHAT

OMG

I did some sleuthing....ARE YOU WHO I THINK YOU ARE?

FANDOM IS OBSESSED WITH YOUR FIC

WHAT

*screeching*

[brandnewfashion]

"There's one other person you pissed off... His name is Phil."