#...what kind of birb are you btw? (from @igotthisaccountunderduress)
so I asked my real-life bestie this fairly recently (she likes birds more than I do and has a lot more niche knowledge) and got like so many different answers of species I'd never heard of but I shall compile a list for your viewing pleasure a list of absolutely god's most gooberist creatures to ever exist.
silkie chickens ->"Grumpy sassy bitch still fluffy" (very self-explanatory).
tufted puffins -> "The face come on the face" (the face looks like Donald Trump if he were a puffin if he made a wizard angry and turned into a bird).
Common Potoo -> "Absolute GOOF" (side note: these birds are absolutely the gooberiest thing I've ever seen, highly recommend looking up pics)
Eurasian Hoopoe -> "It's the amount of sass conveyed in the fancy head feathers while otherwise looking completely respectable borderline regal" (I really really really like this one actually)
Blue footed Booby -> "No thoughts head empty with cool shoes" (it really do be like that sometimes. also like the potoo- you need to see more pics they are so funny looking).
Purple crested Turaco -> "Ur 'I'm rocking this outfit' birdsona" (the birb does have +2 to charisma. I'm funnier tho, js /lh)
Purple-beareded bee eater -> "Small package but definitely looks like it would beat you up in a back alley if you said the wrong thing and is purple" (VERY STEPHANIE CODED)
Wompoo Fruit-dove -> "DEAD INSIDE but looking fab doing it." (This is also a solid contender).
My answer is I am a magpie because in theory I love collecting shiny things (like posts and stories and trinkets) but also am very loud in person.
If you had other guesses/thoughts, I'd love to hear them