@brcvados
“my family actually can’t wait to meet you - especially my little brothers and sisters. my dad actually set up a family dinner on sunday so you can meet everyone. you can’t cancel on us. not only is it rude, but it’ll hurt my feelings.”
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@brcvados
“my family actually can’t wait to meet you - especially my little brothers and sisters. my dad actually set up a family dinner on sunday so you can meet everyone. you can’t cancel on us. not only is it rude, but it’ll hurt my feelings.”
@brcvados
“i was beginning to think that i scared you off or something. where the hell have you been?”
@brcvados
“so i just got off the phone with your moms and she told me that she wants to have lunch with me and take me out for afternoon.. is this a good or a bad thing?”
@brcvados
‘ plenty of women call me a whore for taking my clothes off in front of their boyfriends and husbands but what they don’t seem to get is that i didn’t force them there. no one told them to blow five hundred dollars on me for one lap dance -- though it is very much appreciated. ‘
@brcvados
‘ so little miss sunshine, when you comin’ back over for a visit? you didn’t completely forget about me, did you? ‘
@brcvados
‘ my mom told me that being gay is a sin, like i’m not even gay? i’m bi if anything so i guess there’s a fifty percent chance of my soul being saved. ‘
@brcvados
‘ val just told me that they want to have tyler skip first grade and go straight into second like -- that’s good right? she’s gonna be the youngest in the grade though, i don’t want her to be picked on. because then i would have to fight someone’s dad i’m not even kidding. ‘