It’s that time of year again, my dear Readers! That glorious time of year, for all of Team Flash, when all seems lost and my anxiety spikes! Yay! Man, what I wouldn’t give to go a whole year without a mega villain trying to take over the world… My collection of ceramic Hummel figurines… I wouldn’t give those. You’d have to pry them from my cold, dead hands!!!
This Cicada / Cicada II situation has been THE WORST. You know how it is, just when you think you’ve caught the bad guy, another one from the future shows up. Classic! It’s because of these Cicadomorphas that I had to perform the most dangerous task of my life today – I met with BREACHER to see if he had a tracking device we could use. Obviously he didn’t! He just lured me there to try and kill me (again!) over the whole Gypsy break-up. Should’ve seen that one coming, Cisco!
As terrible as the Breacher meet-up was, it wasn’t as terrible as the fact that I wasn’t here for Caitlin, my best friend, when her dad was killed. I should have been here. I could have helped. I feel like such a fool for going on a wild goose chase when I should have been here with my friends. Thanks a lot, Cicada Dos, you big, bad, bug! Can’t wait until we kick your butt to the curb!