#bread bowl guy

[microwavechild]

Saw trap for my boyfriend's parents but it's just a video explaining neopronouns and the puppet is nonbinary. They get out by not being transphobic and having a positive and supportive conversation with the nonbinary saw puppet about the range of gender identities that exist.

[microwavechild]

Not to be delusional but my boyfriend is literally princess peach.

[microwavechild]

Boyfriend playing Skyrim for the first time and he is picking up EVERYTHING

[microwavechild]

Actually feeling big positive emotions for once like

To be known and to be loved to be known and to be loved to be known and to be loved

A heem heem whimper

[microwavechild]

Thinking about how my ex would complain over and over about this one time his sibling was being a dick to him but literally never mentioned how transphobic his parents were (in general and also to said sibling) untill i literally found out by meeting them!

[microwavechild]

Me @ my cis boyfriend: dude your bottom growth is so big congratulations.

[microwavechild]

If I'm not supposed to bite my boyfriend then why is he so chewy then huh?

[microwavechild]

So my bread bowl guy got a bread bowl. And I still have not. Quite unfortunate.