Microwave Child @microwavechild - Tumblr Blog

I drew Malfina and Clark :)

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

pancakeke

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane

exitwound

when whitman said “i contradict myself. i am large… i contain multitudes” and wilde said “what are you? to define is to limit” and sumney said “i insist upon my right to be multiple”

existential-celestial

and ashbery said “accept yourself as numerous”

soracities

and when mahmoud darwish said “I am besieged by contradiction” and when lewis carroll said “I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then”

yudol-skorbi

trying to remember how to draw

loserwithanartacc

ROBBIES PC HAS A BIG PUPPY

Feeling normal about this.

(If Brennan lets anything happen to the dog their may be crimes)

johnnyslittleanimalblog

oh………..

it’s a kitty hurricane.

kashi-kakes

Like to slap his bald pussy

#microwavechild

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imho when you have 200,000,000 olfactory receptors and perceive the world predominantly by smell you probably don’t have to press your cold wet nose directly against my bare skin to get a good whiff of where I’ve been

blueboyluca

You probably already know this (and I know this is a joke post), but the touching may be direct absorption into the vomeronasal organ!

The vomeronasal organ is probably why a dog’s nose is wet. Most animals with vomeronasal organs have wet noses, too. It is difficult for an airborne odor to land squarely on the vomeronasal organ, since it is situated in a safe, dark interior recess of the face. A hearty sniff not only brings molecules into the dog’s nasal cavity; little molecular bits also stick onto the moist exterior tissue of the nose. Once there, they can dissolve and travel to the vomeronasal organ through interior ducts. When your dog nuzzles against you, he is actually collecting your odor on his nose: better to confirm that you’re you. In this way, dogs double their methods of smelling the world.

— Alexandria Horowitz, Inside of a Dog: What Dogs See, Smell, and Know (2009)

metfell

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

7dmom

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

tpwrtrmnky

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

tpwrtrmnky

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

lizardlicks

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

mrsandman42069

ahmed-motaz

Two years ago, the occupation destroyed our home, turning our dreams, memories, and everything we owned into piles of rubble and ash, as seen in this picture.

ahmed-motaz

Since that day, my family and I have been living in a tattered tent that offers no protection from the bitter cold of winter or the scorching heat of summer. Two years of continuous suffering under this worn-out fabric that neither shelters our bodies nor provides any shelter for our family. Today, I appeal to you with all my pain and suffering, asking for your support and assistance so that we can repair our tent and obtain food and water. I hope you will stand with us and not ignore us, friends.

ahmed-motaz

Please help us through this ordeal and live a dignified life.Your support will make a huge difference in our lives and help us persevere and secure the most basic necessities and warmth for my family. Please don't leave us alone.

closet-keys

My friend Ahmed has been enduring unthinkable conditions. He has gone without clean water and nutritious food for long periods. He has become severely anemic and made dizzy with hunger. He is suffering in the heat in a densely populated refugee camp, afraid of bombings that could come at any time. Ahmed deserves love and support. Please help him!

crabussy

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing