The Host Club as BREADS of the WORLD
Haruhi: Farmhouse Loaf
Kyoya: Rye Bread
Honey: Melon Pan
Mori: Cornbread
The Twins: Stale Tortillas
Renge: Dutch Crunch??
Tamaki: hon hon baguette

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The Host Club as BREADS of the WORLD
Haruhi: Farmhouse Loaf
Kyoya: Rye Bread
Honey: Melon Pan
Mori: Cornbread
The Twins: Stale Tortillas
Renge: Dutch Crunch??
Tamaki: hon hon baguette
I feel like I need more info on Bread-senpai if I’m meant to start shipping him with Haruhi
ahh but you see, the mystery only makes him more alluring. he's an enigma wrapped in a fresh Dutch crunch crust. a Complex Carbohydrate if you will
why bread
just,,,check out the #breadsair tag on this blog and you will see
We did a livestream for JP's birthday a couple of years back where I joked about being in a committed relationship with bread, cos I fuckin love bread. People drew fanart and wrote fic for a few weeks 😂 This was before we got official avatars so people drew Haruhi in my place, and we eventually included "Bread-Senpai" in episode 6, making him a canon character in our series. All cos I'm gay for carbs
-Corsair 👌
@iamonlyatiger and @universal-probz both requested number 1 from the Draw the Squad meme! Renge's all about her partner smooching handsome loaves of bread. Sorry for the delay! I've got three more requests to go so I'll try to finish them a little quicker 😅 Fun fact: before I decided on including Bread-Senpai, there were three other versions of this planned - one with Haruhi kissing Hikaru (ep5 references anyone?), one with them kissing Mori (LGBT Q&A references anyone????), and one with them kissing Renge (ft Overly Supportive Honey-senpai) -Corsair 👌
Official BreadSair art, you saw it here first (It's a tuna sandwich)
Corsair was only nine years old
They loved bread so much
They had all the different types of bread
Every night they would pray to the bread:
Thanking the bread, for the grain and nutrients it provided.
“Bread is love…” they would say as a tear rolled down their cheek,
“Bread is life.”
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Corsair X Bread
Hiii~! So I Hope You Enjoy This OneShot…It Was Written In 5 Minutes I’m Copy Pasting This And Posting It To Their Tumblr And On Here Sorry,I Tried To Use They/Them Pronouns But I May Have Missed One Or Two,So Sorry Also,I Cant Draw Any Fanart Right Now But I Should Be Able To Do Some Next Week. Also,Little Backstory For The Oneshot,Bread And Corsair Have Been Friends Since Middle-School And This Is Just Some Of The Moments That Have. ~~~~~~~~ Third Person Pov
Corsair was walking down the hallway,When they suddenly bumped into bread.“Ah!Sorry Bread-Senpai.I Didn’t See You There.” Corsair said while bending down to help Bread pick up their books.“No,Corsair Its Ok.” He said while taking their books from Corsair.“Ok,Bye Bread-Senpai.” Corsair said while walking away.
~~TimeSkip: 4 Weeks~~
Bread was just getting out of PE class,Puffing hard. Corsair walked up to them and handed them a water bottle.“Here You Go,Bread-Senpai.” Corsair said while handing Bread the bottle.“Oh,Thanks Corsair.” Bread thanked Corsair.
~~Timeskip:2 Months later~~
Corsair was walking down the steps of their school,About to leave.Suddenly, Bread walked up to them and handed them a twix.“Huh?What’s This For?” They asked while putting it in their pocket.“Oh,I Just Had An Extra And I Knew You Liked Twix.” Bread said.“Oh,Thanks Bread.” They replied.“I Was Wondering Corsair,Would You Like To Go To (Insert Restaurant Name Here) With Me After School?” Bread asked.“Oh Sure,That’d Be Nice Bread-Senpai.” Said oblivious Corsair being oblivious.
~~Timeskip:After Date Thingy~~
“Thanks For Paying Bread-Senpai, I Really Enjoyed The Fancy Tuna.” Corsair thanked Bread.“Oh,It’s No Problem Corsair.” Bread replied.Corsair started to walk away, Thinking the day was over. “Wait!” Bread said while grabbing Corsair’s arm.(A/N:Kpop Drama Influenced~)
“Corsair..I Love You” Bread confessed.“Oh..I Like You Too Bread-Senpai."Corsair looked away while slightly blushing. (A/N: Bleh I Dont Know How Haruhi/Corsair would confess)
~~TimeSkip:Outside Corsair’s House~~
"Well…Bye Corsair.” Bread said.“Wait..Before You Go” Corsair quickly stood on their tippy toes and kissed Bread’s cheek before quickly sprinting inside and closing the door.
~~~~~~~ Bleh that was horrible…meh