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Adventures in the Consumption of Bread (or, better known as BREADSTUCK)
WELCOME. To something that I’ve been looking forward to for a long, long time. It’s time. For Adventures in the Consumption of Bread.
Confused? You should be. This is probably the most Lovecraftian, “aware of the fact that it’s a SBURBventure and that other SBURBventures exist” Sburbventure out there, besides all the other ones we’ll talk about I guess.
What I mean by that, is that this showcases another useful tool to make your audience be compelled to read forward: understanding just what the heck is happening in the story’s structure. I guess you’re someone did that too, but listen. This one does that too, a lot.
Listen. There’s nothing quite like the fact of a Sburbventure straight up looking you dead in the eyes and going “you’ve seen this so many times by now, even the naming gag subversion has lost it’s luster.” And speaking as somebody who’s been reading a lot of Sburbventures up to this point. That’s refreshing. Listen, if you know me, you know that I like using the word “listen” at the start of sentences, and also that I like fourth wall breaking things.
If you have me confused, that’s a different emotion from being bored, is what I’m saying, and if I’m confused and intrigued about what I’m seeing, and what to understand what it is I’m seeing, that’s going to be a compelling force for your Fanadventure.
Ah, but I hear the voices cry out from the void, WHY OH WHY IS THIS NAMED BREADSTUCK? Because. Because for some odd, inexplicable reason, TWO audience members tried to make Ellie (the main character) EAT BREAD. One is nothing. Two is a coincidence. Naming your whole fanadventure after that fact? Well. That’s. Uh. I guess a pattern? Or significant, in any case.
There’s a kind of creative flurry that only comes when you’re kind of new to the whole “making a comic thing” and I think that shines through here. I think that kind of creative flurry can be sometimes misaimed, but only if you try to limit it through like, familiar forms. If you decide, you know what, just make it inscrutable and meta and all this kind of stuff will fall into place and change the artstyle every few seconds…well. Then we have something interesting on our hands. There’s a passion in it, is what I’m saying, and if there’s anything I like on this weird review/note dump/strange trip through time blog, it’s sincerity and passion. Those things always make things interesting. (Also when the story does stabilize from the flights of fancy into something a little more coherent, like this fanadventure eventually does, it’s a joy to behold.)
Yeah in case the full page of notes wasn’t clear. I love this fanadventure dearly. Genuinely changed the game for me. Go check it out, in case you haven’t already.
Day 9 (already?) of reading homestuck
"I never realized how terrible gushers are, actually" this is character growth
HOOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!
The child
Eridan you are DESPERATE
Aradia I regret to inform you that, scientifically/mathmatically speaking, bitches actually be more random than computers
Honktraband
Of course gamzee was a bard. It doesn't even matter of what, he was a bard and that's correct.
YES THE MIRACLES SONG IVE LOVED THIS SONG FOR SO LONG
Oh this is a different one? :0
Oh wait is this the ORIGINAL? Instead of the snl parody?? Oh my God I didn't realize it was actually this stupid
What's with islands? Get more land! What's with deserts? Get less sand!
Okay the snl parody is 100% better I make the rules here
Equius you are such a FREAK
Shout poles oh my god
Vriska you fuck
caw caw motherfuckers
Jade!
"There is no bad music in homestuck" I actually think the squiddles dream music might challenge this idea this is hurting me even if it's on purpose
Oh woag this is some weird ass eldritch shit now
Jade is finally awake!
Glubshrug
Poor Jade is really going through it right now :(
Future Karkat arguing with Past Karkat is my least favorite flavor of Karkat its exhausting ahkdhdis
John please be gentle with her garden
JOHN YOU SLUT
Sorry homestucks, those will always be squirtle glasses to me
No! It is not a triumphant thing that Dave's brother put Cal back together! It is awful and bad!
naknaknaknaknak my glasses are talking to me
"Answer the one who hates you" has "the part where he kills you" vibes
BEEEEEEC
Oh wait this is really bad
No wonder they lost if Bec was prototyped
BROOOOOOO
VRISKA YOU LITTLE BITCH
Oh no, Wandering vagabond! Not the caps lock!
JOHN EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE SIMPING FOR NICK CAGE
im mad bc @hydrate-or-diedrate's liveblog keeps making me go watch homestuck flashes and feel a deep and inimitable nostalgia over them >:(
and it's slowly making me, too, want to reread homestuck. which is an urge i have thus far successfully resisted every 4/13 for the better part of a decade. so there's that.
more artfight attacks! featuring mylo, rain, and friends!!!
Happy birthday to my fwiend woxie!
ONE MORE BREAD FOR THE ROAD
Breadstuck update, 3 pages (We're not done, just yet)
A home baked transdimensional tale of cosmic romance, horror, conquest, consumption, and bread...
Another update!!! Once again!!!
Only one page though since I was working on this In December and I didn't have time to animate it