It's an Earthbound reference.

Constantly tired.

[rocketandonuts]

Having some weeby oc thoughts

Parody

Viv as Alice in wonderland. Probably lost her memory in the dream but stays the same.

Jules as White rabbit. Runs fast and probably wasn’t going to be late, but somehow being threatened by Viv from the beginning so he can’t leave her and has to stick to her adventure the whole time.

Ricky & his siblings as the Hatter and March Hares. He has rabbit ears as well but it’s hidden under the hat. They’re all singing also they baked the whole table of cookies themselves. Hatter Ricky would ask a lot of sensitive questions such as why the stranger and his dear friend looks so similar. Jules denies and Viv gets upset that he denied even tho she couldn’t tell why

Emil as Cheshire Cat and appears when the not-siblings lost each other. Entire time she won’t shut up about herself, pestering Viv that they didn’t appreciate her pranks and how much she put into them. Asks why not take her on instead of the white rabbit. Even tho she won’t actually do shit other than keep showing up in the background.

Theo as Queen of Hearts. He’s tall and his throne is even taller. Keeps bullshitting his way to make orders to cut off ppl’s head because “That’s what his role does”. Breaks all the 4th 5th 6th walls. The card soldiers are robots. Mae is also there as the master computer. He keeps “winning” until eventually get kicked in the dick by white rabbit.

[copperplatescript]

marvel characters who are false advertising

ant-man: he can be ANY SIZE not just ant-sized

cyclops: this fucker has TWO eyes not just one

winter soldier: he is there all year round

wolverine: doesn’t wear a wolverine fursuit. you’d think he was a furry but no he isn’t

[shofarsogood]

Iron Man: suit made out of a gold-titanium alloy

Spider Man: only four limbs, doesn’t shoot web out his butt

[denimsnake]

mr. fantastic: he is awful

[kawree]

Black Widow: also only four limbs, also doesn’t shoot web out her butt, white

The Incredible Hulk: has 7 Ph.Ds when not angry and therefore is in fact actually quite credible

[owl-in-your-pocket]

“actually quite credible“

[cryptotheism]

God does not allow magic

there exists magic that can threaten, wound, or otherwise spur God to act against it.

God allows magic if done in his name

All magic stems from the divine.

All attempts to work against God's will inevitably reproduce it in negative

Conclusion: God wants you to learn magic so he can retire.

[heresylog]

Heresy.

[cryptotheism]

Only the conclusion! All the other points are legitimate exegesis.

[only-knives]

a lot of the time, abusers are just regular people. abuse is something we're all capable of - it's a pattern of harmful behavior in which there's power imbalance. we all hold various privileges, connections, and knowledge that can be turned into the power to abuse others. we can all exert our will, thoughts, feelings, etc. onto others in a way that hurts them and takes power away from them.

abusive people have done something horrible and inexcusable, yet they aren't... inherently special. they're people, capable of choosing between right and wrong, capable of change, just as much as others are. i say this in part because i think a lot of people have this lofty idea of abusers that leads them to think they couldn't possibly be a victim of abuse. but abuse can be incredibly mundane - and this also means we all have to watch out for abusive behaviors in ourselves.

abuse isn't just something Obviously Bad People (TM) are capable of... and abuse isn't caused by mental illness, substance use/addiction, gender, etc. etc., even if these things impact what happens. idk. there's no real end point to this post. i just wish people didn't mystify abuse, and realized how (deeply unfortunately) normal and subtle it can be... and often is.

[dysphoria-things]

every time i see slur discourse i think about this post

[colorful-horses]

pinkies

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this

[themythicalcodfish]

This makes an INCREDIBLE difference!!!! For fuck sake go vote!!!!

[jarmes]

A few years back a Republican won my house district by six vote. Now she’s talking about making it illegal to protest the Gazan genocide. Pay attention to Congress

[escuerzoresucitado]

Red and white giant flying squirrel (Petaurista alborufus)

[https-chaos]

One of the hardest parts of writing gay anything is that they (often) use the same pronouns. Balancing names and pronouns so that I'm not overusing either of them is maybe THE hardest part of writing for me, because if you use 'he' too many times in a row you'll lose track of who's doing what, but too many names is repetitive and awkward to read!

[marlinspirkhall]

“Alright,” Josh said, pushing him into the wall. “But it's really not that hard to navigate.”

“Who are you talking to?” Jayson replied.

“Shh,” he stroked his face, and studied his face like he was seeing it for the first time. “New speaker new line. They'll figure it out.”

He laughed nervously. “Are you seriously giving them a writing lesson right now?”

“Is it working?”

“I don't know,” he said. “Which one of us is speaking?”

“Obviously me,” Josh said. “It's not as if there's a third guy in this scene or anything.”

“Actually,” said the third guy.

[marlinspirkhall]

#here comes the third guy with a steel chair-

[ngvj8327dying-deactivated202111]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Grimes has really gone downhill since the breakup

[myelination-deactivated20220112]

dishonest crop. dont get down on people who attain information in ways that best suit them, even if its theory you dont agree with

[crypticarchivist]

This post is an important reminder that you should never totally believe anything you read on the internet at face value. NEVER.

It’s way too easy to manipulate the truth

[laboratoryrats]

“Notes on skirts and pants”

Source: miyuli on twitter

[jules-makes-stuff]

I'm rereading Dungeon Meshi and I love how this part goes from funny cute papa moment to tragic ptsd trauma response once you know Senshi's backstory

[cupofmilkyway]

Laios' Art

Haven't seen any posts talking about this and it's one if not my favorite Laios detail so I HAD to share|

I noticed when I was reading through the manga that this drawing was silly for more reasons that the obvious, like how the chimera body looks fine but then the human Falin is all stick arms and goofy expressions.

It's so easy to chalk it up to Laios just not being great at drawing, cause we have seen him draw himself in a previous chapter (the one with the living paintings) and it was a very simplified shape too.

BUT THEN ON THE SAME CHAPTER A BIT LATER-

HE GOES AND DRAWS THIS GORGEOUS CERBERUS(?) LIKE HUH?? SIR?

And near the end of the manga they show us his (probably pretty old but) OC monster and it looks cool too!!!

So he IS a good artist!! He just. Does Not Care about humans. So he can't draw them. Which is SO funny because, same, for a good while when I was young I didn't have any clue how people worked so I drew my humans with paws and like, snout looking noses.

Guy who's autism won't let him draw anything that isn't related to his special interest trying to draw it regardless

Laios my beloved keep drawing your quirked up creatures like you're supposed to <3

[primsheep]

Me when evil moff

[rocketandonuts]

*wakes up* My OCs is gay. *lies down again*

[bluegekk0]

gay old men (valentine's day edition)

[lightlydreaming]

fuwa fuwa mosu-chan by amuse