#Repost @mistymacallister with @get_repost ・・・ Here's how I ended up talking about virgins over breakfast. 🍒 HE says: I don't know when rompers became popular. (HE and ME are looking at a woman who's wearing a very sexy romper. No. I mean, a sexy woman wearing a romper.) If I was a woman, I'd wear a skirt, like you are. (I'm wearing a skirt.) It must feel cool. ME: Oh, yeah. I'm experiencing a pleasant breeze. You should try it. HE: If we were civilized people, we would all wear skirts. ME: Oh, yeah. Everyone should have a chance to experience a pleasant breeze between their legs. Great feeling! HE: I hate to tell you but heat collects places. Armpits... ME: ...between the boobs. If they're squeezed too close together, you can end up with a serious puddle there. HE: You should collect that. You can use it in a dark magic spell. It's not as potent as the tears of a widow... ME: It's the tears of a virgin that are potent. That's what I should have collected when I was a teen. I would have had buckets of virgin tears, and they would have been very useful now. I can think of a few people I'd like to give diarrhea for a month. 🍒 Happy weekend! 😁 #mistymacallister #breakfastconversation #hotisthenewblack #nobraclub #nobraday #bodyfit #igworldclub_women #baessence #rebelgirlsmag
