Top 5 dumbass things Brandon’s done! Top 5 favourite marine biology things you’ve learned! Top 5 Brandon haircuts! 😘
Thanks Hannah!! ❤❤ I’ve been thinking about this ask for hours now and I still haven’t got a clue so I’m just going to hope they come to me as I answer it!
Top 5 dumbass things Brandon's done:
Him calling his album The Desired Effect and then not putting the song, The Desired Effect, on the album. Peak dumbassery.
Him calling himself the seducer on stage and also asking ‘is that enough foreplay for you?’ right in front of my very fucking eyes
When it was ridiculously hot and he was sweating like someone had dunked him in a pool and he didn't take his jacket off. Bonus dumbass points because he was wearing a white shirt and I wanted to see that 🤷♀️
Shaving his moustache off the day before ST10
Top 5 favourite marine biology things I’ve learned (or at least what I can remember of the top of my head!):
Male dolphins can get so stressed by fucking that the chemical that builds up as a result of stress kills them
To eat a starfish literally ejects the stomach from its body and places it over its food and dissolves it
For a long time, it was completely unknown why whales undertake such large migrations to warmer waters, and it still is, but tagging of orcas in the Antartica revealed that they do it to shed dead skin basically, and so this might explain why whales do it.
The Fukushima nuclear accident basically had no negative impacts on marine life at all and the 3000 word essay I had to write on it was 3000 words of me saying that scientifically 🤦♀️
Dolphins are 100% going to take over the world and I for one welcome our dolphin overlords
Top 5 Brandon haircuts (probably in no particular order!):
1. No haircut list would be complete without BB
3. I loved the long hair (Not Armani crimes, not at all), so fight me y’all
4. Fluffy WW hair was a blessing
5. Do I really like the hair or do I just adore this picture? We shall never know
And a bonus because I’m indecisive!
