#breathless-heir

[tenaciousgyrations]

breathless-heir replied to your post:birds

are dumb.

youre not my bro anymore

[tenaciousgyrations]

dove don't get pregnant, i ain't raisin' no babies.

you cant get pregnant from oral

[tenaciousgyrations]

john get out youre ruining my life

[indigenceinexcusable]

breathless-heir replied to your post: “D —> Why is Egbert’s wriggling day so notable”:

because i'm a boss ass bitch.

D --> Unimpressive

[turntechgodkid]

"Dave?" John calls out as he puts away his laptop, stretching out and standing up to go in search of his fiance. "Dave?" He calls a second time, heading down to the livingroom. Something hits his foot and he nearly trips, catching himself just in time. He looks down to see the object he'd walked into on the ground, Dave completely unconscious on the floor. "Dave!"

Dave is out cold on the floor. His shades are under the table and his hair is all messed up. He looks pale and worn down, bags under his eyes. He doesn't feel or hear John's discovery of his unconscious self.

[turntechgodkid]

good because i think we need a green cat.

but john

green is not a creative color

[turntechgodkid]

would you still love me if i dyed the cats?

pft

as long as its safe 

[tenaciousgyrations]

breathless-heir, now ghostly-heir

man johns awesomewe got piercings together and it was the best dayholy shit we need to hang out more

also dat butt hot