i am the machine

(63!dave rp blog)if i hear one more bird joke i swear to god i will turn this blog around and no ones going to disney worldm!a: none

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Oh cool a manga that Stan Lee helped with

Lets see what its like….

Stan why

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Stan is also the main villain

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……………………….. …… Astounding.   I suppose this means I’m eternally in your debt. 

And if that’s the case I think I ought to know your name. Who are you?

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something like that i guess who knows maybe its the start of a ragtag adventure to undermine a huge criminal organization through questionable pranks and childish antics and well be accompanied by a spunky canine companion directed by richard donner

dove strider nice to meet you

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Sup, I’m Derrik

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whats up man

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dear future husband // meghan trainor

dear future husband here’s a few things you’ll need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life

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alphadd

this is a greeting post youre welcome

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Bro 1: I can show you the world bro.

Bro 2: Dude, show me.

(Bro 1 holds up a mirror to Bro 2)

Bro 1: You mean the world to me bro.

Bro 2: BRO…

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yeah but its not bad

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pffft says you its just so disappointing

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+1

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Pigeon. Another common avian, like the Dove.

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im so offended right now

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hi im dove and this is jackass

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what you got against watermelon man

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they never make it taste right

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+1

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Call me Dirk, I’m in no way related to Yogi Bear. Unless you want to be Sky Rat.

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wait what the fuck where did sky rat come from

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why not watermelon

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dude no

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but that just means i get cherry chapstick too

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idk man im more of a strawberry chapstick kinda gal

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+1

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I am.

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what kind of name is yaldabaoth imma call you yogi starts with a y and its a hell of a lot easier

im dove

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its ok

this is what i get for kissing a boy

its all part of the package deal

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did you at least like it or did his cherry chapstick just get all over the place and fucking ruin everything

some people just dont know how to apply that shit