Feb 14, 2017
@breathxfair
JOHN? WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING, CONSIDER IT NO LONGER IMPORTANT AT ALL. LIKEN IT ACTUALLY, TO AN ANT ON A HUMAN HIGHWAY ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED TO ABJECT SMITHEREENS UNDER THE HEFTY RUBBER TIRES OF EQUALLY ABJECT REALITY.
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@breathxfair
JOHN? WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING, CONSIDER IT NO LONGER IMPORTANT AT ALL. LIKEN IT ACTUALLY, TO AN ANT ON A HUMAN HIGHWAY ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED TO ABJECT SMITHEREENS UNDER THE HEFTY RUBBER TIRES OF EQUALLY ABJECT REALITY.
breathxfair replied to your post: i think a literal bag of shit just spontaneously...
are you okay dave?
are you okay john are any of us okay what does it mean to be okay our lives arent exactly the definition of okay maybe like almost sometimes but also never because thats our luck man nonfuckingexistent i tell ya
an then you just yer browsin an chillin an just bam all a sudden a fuckin dam bursts open and theres a literal shit flood it was a dam holding back a literal waterfall of shit john it broke the shit is everywhere were wading in it no where is safe no where is sanitary
but yes im okay yknow shit aside all good everythin is good in the hood specifically my hood whats hip hop happenin on your end bromeo broseph brohemian rhapsody
the fuck you been anyway we need quality chill time like we aint got our hang on in at least half a century an no dont correct me its literally be half a century john youre breakin my heart i thought we were best bros the hells up with that
cmon my man lets do this shit right now where making this happen
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yo egbert im outside lemme in i kinda got my hands full brought a whole fuckin zoo with me literally
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@breathxfair
Hey.
...Take care of him for me.
> You fucking pack your shit up faster than you can say Mississippi and then bolt for John’s place. Because fuck this. Fuck everything about this.
i come back online to valentines day and to say hello to my few new followers
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sup im chronos and i aint doin anything for todays holiday
who are ya and hows the day treatin ya?
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traps?? geeeeez. be careful.
If careful were an attractive individual I would be their boyfriend.
I am the king of careful. I come from a long ancestry of careful-doers.
I brought the chaos god to his knees. He cried, with his last breath he cursed me, the king of the careful kingdom, that I would rue the day he returned.
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that doesn’t sound fun at all.
Seeing as I’ve done multiple upgrades in the past three years or so, the entire circuit of the house was relocated to the crawlspace to make room.
I made sure it stays completely undamaged by taking every factor into account. Unfortunately that includes anyone who may be curious enough to take a look.