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So we decided to tell Janice a bedtime story:

I tried to put in bold everything that was part of the story (tell me if I missed a few parts...) ... and everything else is arguing discussing about the story. C:

Whitney: Oh. Janice. go to sleep.

[11:39:51 AM] Morty: -flips Janice to bed-

[11:39:54 AM] Janine: lol

[11:39:58 AM] Janine: we'll even tell you a bedtime story

[11:40:14 AM] Whitney: Once upon a time

[11:40:20 AM] Whitney: There lived a pretty princess

[11:40:34 AM] Lance: >:C

[11:40:39 AM] Morty: Named Janice

[11:40:43 AM] Lance: im still thinking of a reply

[11:40:48 AM] Lance: no

[11:40:51 AM] Whitney: She had a pretty dragon

[11:40:53 AM] Lance: named

[11:40:58 AM] Lance: no

[11:40:59 AM] Lance: lies

[11:41:06 AM] Whitney: Yes. We're going with that.

[11:41:14 AM] Lance: well this story sucks.

[11:41:21 AM] Whitney: You havent heard it yet. :<

[11:41:27 AM] Morty: You suck

[11:41:28 AM] Morty: shut up

[11:41:31 AM] Lance: yes

[11:41:31 AM] Janine: the dragon

[11:41:34 AM] Janine: s name is lance

[11:41:35 AM] Lance: that's wh the story sucks

[11:41:37 AM] Lance: why*

[11:41:41 AM] Lance: ooh

[11:41:43 AM] Janine: and he ate a boy named buck

[11:41:46 AM] Janine: which is why he died

[11:41:49 AM] Lance: ahaha

[11:41:52 AM] Lance: this is getting interesting

[11:41:54 AM] Whitney: And he had bad stomach cramps for a long time

[11:41:56 AM] Janine: and then the dragon drank some booze

[11:42:13 AM] Lance: yes lance is a drunk

[11:42:17 AM] Whitney: Then one day the princess got kidnapped

[11:42:26 AM] Morty: AND THERE WAS A PRINCE

[11:42:27 AM] Lance: lol

[11:42:32 AM] Morty: NAMED

[11:42:40 AM] Morty: SUBIN kk

[11:42:45 AM] Lance: lies

[11:42:45 AM] Whitney: Perfect.

[11:42:47 AM] Whitney: Okay.

[11:42:48 AM] Lance: LIES

[11:42:57 AM] Morty: BBY Y U NO LOVE ME?

[11:42:59 AM] Janine: XD

[11:43:00 AM] Whitney: And there was a prince named Subin

[11:43:05 AM] Lance: headwall

[11:43:08 AM] Whitney: who went to go save the princess

[11:43:18 AM] Janine: and win janice's heart

[11:43:29 AM] Lance: im crying

[11:43:36 AM] Whitney: but little did he know that there was an evil witch

[11:43:38 AM] Whitney: Named

[11:43:39 AM] Morty: Shhh don't cry everyth-

[11:43:40 AM] Whitney: Janine

[11:43:41 AM] Whitney: C:

[11:43:41 AM] Morty: ...

[11:43:45 AM] Morty: Oh bugger.

[11:43:49 AM] Morty: Janine's gonna win.

[11:43:52 AM] Janine: XP

[11:43:56 AM] Janine: subin ran away

[11:44:01 AM] Morty: NOPE

[11:44:01 AM] Lance: oh noes

[11:44:03 AM] Janine: yes

[11:44:06 AM] Whitney: What? We need a better prince.

[11:44:06 AM] Morty: SUBIN DEFEATED THE EVIL WITCH

[11:44:10 AM] Morty: 5EVER

[11:44:10 AM] Janine: and then cindy had to push him back

[11:44:11 AM] Lance: yes we do

[11:44:13 AM] Lance: ahahaha

[11:44:22 AM] Janine: bribing the prince with gengar

[11:44:27 AM] Morty: ...

[11:44:43 AM] Morty: You can't bribe me gengar...

[11:44:47 AM] Janine: yes she can

[11:44:47 AM] Whitney: Why not?

[11:44:53 AM] Whitney: You love gengars.

[11:45:47 AM] Morty: But that's not nice to the gengars...

[11:45:52 AM] Janine: so cindy offered prince subin gengars

[11:46:04 AM] Janine: but only the gengars that wanted to be a part of the bribe

[11:46:11 AM] Janine: that included one gengar named morty

[11:46:34 AM] Whitney: I thought it said bride...

[11:46:36 AM] Whitney: xD

[11:46:42 AM] Janine: oooohhhh

[11:46:47 AM] Whitney: a bride named morty

[11:46:55 AM] Lance: oma

[11:47:15 AM] Whitney: okay what is next?

[11:47:34 AM] Whitney: Subin has a bride gengar named Morty

[11:47:36 AM] Lance: janice dies

[11:47:45 AM] Whitney: the princess is still kidnapped-ed

[11:47:50 AM] Whitney: NO SHE DOES NOT DIE

[11:47:51 AM] Whitney: ;^;

[11:47:56 AM] Lance: yes she does

[11:47:57 AM] Whitney: She has to be saved.

[11:48:07 AM] Whitney: There needs to be a happily ever after.

[11:48:10 AM] Lance: hopeless prince

[11:48:18 AM] Whitney: Oh.. we need a new prince..

[11:48:21 AM] Lance: lul

[11:48:25 AM] Lance: xD

[11:48:33 AM] Whitney: Who havent we named yet?

[11:48:41 AM] Janine: your sis

[11:48:46 AM] Lance: no

[11:48:46 AM] Lance: NO

[11:48:48 AM] Lance: NO.

[11:48:49 AM] Whitney: Want Jacky to be your prince?

[11:48:52 AM] Whitney: Oh okay..

[11:49:08 AM] Whitney: what's falkner's ooc name? 0:

[11:49:17 AM] Lance: jacky should be the witch's daughter or something

[11:49:22 AM] Lance: or apprentice

[11:49:23 AM] Lance: idfk

[11:49:28 AM] Whitney: oh okay

[11:49:37 AM] Janine: alright

[11:49:47 AM] Morty: ...

[11:49:50 AM] Lance: yeeeeee

[11:49:52 AM] Morty: I'm not a bad prince...

[11:49:54 AM] Whitney: so who is the prince?

[11:49:59 AM] Morty: I'm a better prince than Falkner will ever be.

[11:50:01 AM] Lance: who else is there

[11:50:08 AM] Whitney: KIKI

[11:50:08 AM] Whitney: C:

[11:50:10 AM] Morty: ...

[11:50:11 AM] Lance: yes falkner is the worst prince

[11:50:11 AM] Morty: ;n;

[11:50:19 AM] Janine: kiki

[11:50:21 AM] Lance: oh

[11:50:21 AM] Janine: prince kiki

[11:50:22 AM] Whitney: Kiki can be the prince

[11:50:24 AM] Lance: um

[11:50:27 AM] Lance: what the hell

[11:50:29 AM] Lance: lol

[11:50:33 AM] Janine: do you want natalie?

[11:50:36 AM] Lance: NO

[11:50:41 AM] Morty: LOL

[11:50:45 AM] Whitney: i bet this bedtime story is making you stay up? xD

[11:50:51 AM] Lance: yes

[11:50:52 AM] Morty: GOOD NIGHT JANICE

[11:50:54 AM] Lance: lol

[11:50:56 AM] Lance: NO

[11:50:59 AM] Whitney: wait we need to finish this

[11:51:00 AM] Whitney: xD

[11:51:01 AM] Morty: SINCE CLEARLY

[11:51:08 AM] Morty: YOU DON'T WANT ME AS YOUR PRINCE

[11:51:10 AM] Morty: JERK.

[11:51:16 AM] Lance: asngjkalsg

[11:51:31 AM] Whitney: wait so Natalie is the prince?

[11:51:32 AM] Janine: ok

[11:51:34 AM] Lance: you can marry the dragon if you want

[11:51:35 AM] Whitney: Or Kiki?

[11:51:42 AM] Morty: No.

[11:51:44 AM] Janine: so prince kiki and subin go to find janice

[11:51:50 AM] Lance: lol

[11:51:52 AM] Lance: two princes

[11:51:57 AM] Janine: dragging along princess natalie

[11:52:06 AM] Whitney: YES

[11:52:06 AM] Janine: who they switch with princess janice

[11:52:07 AM] Lance: princess...natalie?

[11:52:13 AM] Morty: yes.

[11:52:15 AM] Whitney: Yes.

[11:52:15 AM] Janine: so natalie becomes the hostage

[11:52:19 AM] Lance: lance approves

[11:52:20 AM] Whitney: That works.

[11:52:29 AM] Whitney: okay what comes next?

[11:52:40 AM] Lance: hmm

[11:53:02 AM] Janine: they all live happily ever after

[11:53:12 AM] Lance: what about princess natalie

[11:53:16 AM] Whitney: So Subin, Kiki and Princess Natalie save Princess Janice?

[11:53:28 AM] Morty: well.

[11:53:30 AM] Whitney: She's stuck with the evil witch and apprentice.

[11:53:33 AM] Lance: and what happened to the witch

[11:53:38 AM] Morty: Princess Natalie had a poor ending.

[11:53:43 AM] Lance: and what happened to the dragon

[11:53:46 AM] Lance: looool

[11:53:52 AM] Whitney: Dragon had more booze 0:

[11:53:56 AM] Janine: XD

[11:53:59 AM] Janine: the end

[11:54:01 AM] Lance: so nobody saves princess natalie? :0

[11:54:06 AM] Lance: ahahahaha

[11:54:08 AM] Whitney: No. She's with Janine and Jacky

[11:54:16 AM] Janine: and they turn her evil

[11:54:20 AM] Whitney: yup.

[11:54:21 AM] Lance: oma

[11:54:26 AM] Janine: but that'll be saved for the sequel

[11:54:29 AM] Janine: time for bed

[11:54:31 AM] Whitney: Yup.

[11:54:32 AM] Whitney: C:

[11:54:33 AM] Morty: yup.

[11:54:36 AM] Lance: you guys just made my day

[11:54:49 AM] Whitney: The sequel is for next week. C:

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