#brendonpatd

[blainemustdie]

Dallon: *holds the doon open* After you.

Spencer: No, After you.

Dallon: I insist, after you.

Brendon: *pushes past the both of them* After me.

[crappy-portraits]

Brendon's forehead is more shiny and glorious than my future.

Instagram: crappy_portraits

[patdxmcr-blog]

[blainemustdie]

Brendon: Say yes to drugs.

Dallon: Say no to drugs.

Brendon: Doesn't matter what you tell drugs.

Brendon: Because if you're talking to drugs, you're taking drugs.

[blainemustdie]

Spencer: If you took a shot every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?

Dan: Maybe a tad tipsy?

Dallon: Drunk.

Jon: Wasted.

Brendon: Dead.

[blainemustdie]

Brendon: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?

Spencer: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over the pain, kiss him

Jon: tackle him

Brent: dump him

Ryan: kick him in the shin

Dallon: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN

[blainemustdie]

Brendon: Hello, people who raided my fridge at 3AM without telling me.

Spencer: Hi

Dan: Hello

Dallon: Hey Bren

Brendon: i gave you guys a spare key for emergencies only!

Dallon: we were out of Dr. Pepper

[blainemustdie]

Dallon: fuck you

Brendon: is that an insult or a promise?