#text posts

[deervsheadlights]

[neo--queen--serenity]

a real go-getter, if you will

[knebellindemann]

[frontmansdog]

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

[gremlininho]

I remember someone saying “when I die, plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats” and that changes the way I see my own future death entirely

[realwizardshit]

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

[ogatasguiltyconscience]

Gay sex as a metaphor for friendship