C:JUDE, lol, he’s gonna be done in by his bff Jude....symbolism!
M: Here's this dinosaur shit, you can keep it.
C: Is there a plague or something?!
M: What the hell is happening to town where "people are dropping like flies" and "It's the end of the world!" ?!
C:Um, you KNOW he can see you - you’re right in front of a window, wtf are you doing?!
M: Oh shit. Here it comes. The Best God Damn Part of this Movie. Random. Sparkly. Shoe.
C: YES THE SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: You miss a great line Crazy Lady. You coulda said "Roxy and her dogsy."
C: She reminds me of my grandma. “People let you down. Forest is all I need now.”
M: Her name's Witch, boy. She's a Witch.
C: Just stay with Roxie Darkly, you can be super religious and judge people from the woods!
M: INTENSE EYE CONTACT!!!
C: A sniffle is not an answer, Darkly.
M: Dead dog! Go to heaven! Dead dog! Go to heaven.
C: You gotta know how to say goodbye right.
M: Sparkly shoe pyre so Dead Dog can go to Heaven.
C: Why does this shoe burning have this effect on them?!
M: Ashley Judd's horrible crying at finding out Darkly is Opus Dei'ing himself.
C: So, all a fever hallucination from infection because you KNOW he’s never had a vaccination! Why are they in a tree?! Dude....omg Roxy why - no - he’ll see you like that! He’s fragile and crazy and intense, lady!
M: Apparently it doesn't take too long to cover yourself in red paint. It takes way longer to start doing it with your partner.
C: He’s seen too much; he cracked. I mean seriously, it’s always blame the girl with these folks. Wait ... is she supposed to be a witch? Or just super naive? So confused.
M: Righteous fury makes you stop stuttering.
C: I am the punishment.
M: World's longest scream.
C: Jude, dude you left your truck in the woods!
M: Spontaneous bed catching on fire.
C: vase exploding. Flowers burning. Same flowers as before. Heavy.
M: Ashley Judd's horrible crying.
C: ”Who will love me now?” SADDEST LAST WORDS.
M: Why are they still there in the morning? How did the fire not spread to the God damn forest?
C: Circus family, not out of nowhere, totally normal. Oh yeah every circus has a giant silver shoe.
M: Just me, my family, and my elephant. Nothing to see here.
C: his MOST PRIZED possession?!
M: Do you know the way out of the forest? Yeah. The fucking road you walked on.
Side note from C: This is the second time M and I have seen this; we fucking love this movie - Brendan Fraser is awesome in it. It is a life changing experience holy shit. Possibly our new favorite movie. So fucking weird and beautiful. We stayed up on my front porch into the wee hours of the morning reading about everything else this director has done! AND...OH. MY. GOD. YES.
Side note from M: I've sent emails to Nick Bicat. The man responsible for the music.
Hey, Episode 6 of #Brensanity dropped last night, it's Pauly Shore centric. Shore for Sure if you will Also C and M share a Very Special Episode. Go find us on everything!
M: Okay, here we go.
C: here we go!
M: I'm not hyped for Pauly Shore.
C: I really cannot believe Link graduated highschool and is going to college
M: Our baby's all grown up... and saving China.
C: that's a small class too - way to go Link!
M: You think that kid still acts?
C: omg I need to find out!
C: ew he was in there watching!
M: Ewww.
M: Didn't she just graduate yesterday?
C: I can't stop thinking of how much gas it would have cost to drive that massive old truck from SD to CA
C: that boy is tooo into his sister's underthings
M: Ewwww. That kid is gross.
C: right?!
M: Is Pauly Shore the RA?!
C: NO ONE would ask him to be the RA dude!!!
M: There is NO WAY HE WOULD BE AN RA!
C: oh shit first lesbians they've ever seen!
M: That kid is such a creeper. He's a walking sex crime.
C: I predict that kid's gonna - EXACTLY. he is a huge perv.
M: FRAS!!!!
C: The Fras!! That best not be all we see of him in this movie...I like how he eats frogs.
C: Also, college is 100% not like this in my experience.
M: That better not be the only time he's here.
C: 6 years fuck!
M: Lots of people go to college for 7 years.
C: I mean I went for 8...LOL but I got 2 degrees...in my defense!
M: Weasel wear!!
C: Weasel wear!!
C: but wtf how come he acted like he didn't know Link when he saw him?! Rude.
M: Butterfly ankle tattoo. I'm sure she won't regret that.
C: Not one bit
C: Oh she's so obviously uncomfortable
M: I have never once referred to my boobs as "cones"
C: is this happening on campus?!
M: Why is Crawl wearing modesty shorts under his shorts?
C: never nude!
M: As a fellow Never Nude, I get that. LOL
C: She shoulda broken up with her boyfriend ages ago. Becca's a coward
M: Weasel Wear. Again.
C: She said that to her PARENTS omfg
C: I don't think we get to see Brendan Fraser again...just the weasel.
M: It's been 3 months! How much could that house change?
C: CROTCH!
M: CROTCH!
M: Also, it's Thanksgiving in South Dakota and there is no snow?
C: RIGHT?! No one is even cold, it's like summertime! Grass is greeen wtf.
C: This was not thought out.
M: Grindage.
C: lettuce sammmich buuuuudy
M: That dude is covered in cow shit.
C: And he so want her to drop out of school and move back home. "don't worry about your hair" wtf dick
M: Cones
C: has he even SEEN boobs?
M: How is that child a subscriber to Playboy?!
M: That CHILD!
C: He's the biggest Perv.
C: Ever since you said it I can't unsee that this is so NOT November in SD
M: Why does Crawl have all this money?
M: Kelly Kapowski!
C: WHAT THE FUCKhow? his pants?
M: ::static noise in my head::
C: here it comes again!
C: She should have done something herself...and now this is what you get for inaction, Becca!
C: what the fuck weasel? You didn't see that coming?
M: I feel so weird for legitimately laughing.
C: "whyyy did you do that???" lol fuck sake weasel
M: I only want Weasel to fake cry all the time.
C: right?!
C: they gonna kill him
C: again...SHORTS in November
C: Becca is the worst.
M: Becca is the worst.
C: she's in college - she can support herself!
M: God damn it Weasel.
C: I don't trust that Theo hasn't raped something...he gives me the creeps.
M: I don't either. Those poor pigs.
M: Theo has taken advantage of those pigs. That's what I'm saying.
C: 100% agree
M: shower holy shit! shower first
M: You can't have it both ways, Walter.
C: Right?! Walter you knew this was gonna happen
C: Becca you shit
M: Becca you suck.
C: CROTCH
M: CROTCH
C: That kid's way too into his sis, we've already established...
M: What are you doing Weasel?!
C: fucking up everything
M: God damn it Weasel.
C: he can't see where he's going what does he think is gonna happen?!
M: how are they gonna stop him?
C: OH GOD! HER MOM!
C: EVERYTHNG ABOUT THIS SCENE
M: Peach on a window sill.
C: "semi"
C: ugh oh god
C: "check out the wood I created for him" talking to her about her DAD
C: DO NOT trust those country boys Crawl.
M: Holy shit.
C: I can't even with paulie shore...
M: Where is the electric guitar coming from?
C: right?!
M: Ewwww.
C: Eewwww
C: "if it wasn't for you I'd be engaged right now" BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS BECCA?!
C: ffs
M: Oh my God separate beds.
C: omg they have seperate beds!
M: Why is this family so open with the sex talk?!
C: now he and walter are best friends
C: AND now everyone's cool with the CHILD having playboys?
C: omfg this mean he masturbated in that kids room! prolly in front of him?!
M: In FRONT OF THAT CHILD!!!
C: oh fuck heart attack!
M: Heart attack, motherfucker!
C: he doesn't need cpr!
C: "just had a spell"
M: Shake it out?! A heart attack?
C: Becca is selfish
M: Becca isn't going to tell them. She can't do that.
C: she's a coward
M: Theo doesn't understand personal space.
C: theo is a serious creep.
C: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
C: He's got super powers
C: oh fuck it's alive!
M: I have legit laughed at this movie more times than I am comfortable with.
C: they're gonna fuck him up
C: same.
M: Theo roofied Crawl.
C: they roofied him!
C: they're setting up the weasel wtih that floozy
M: Kelly Kapowski is gonna strip?
C: ew theo she's half your age!
M: They roofed Kelly Kapowski.
C: yep
M: Jesus Christ Theo is the creepiest dude.
C: right?! what an ASSHOLE
C: they legit roofied her too, sorry for calling you a floozy Kelly.
C: now she realized she loved him all along?!
M: Why did you bring him there, Becca? You're a coward Becca.
C: fucking Becca.
C: Obviously Theo drove. I feel so bad for Kelly
M: They for real roofied Kelly Kapowski.
C: ugh what a fucking asshole travis is
M: Fucking Travis.
C: Travis and Theo should go fuck right off and get kicked in the head by a horse.
C: you know you didn't drive that car Kelly!
M: They left the roofies in the car?!
C: fucking lazy ass Theo
C: AGAIN?
M: Jesus Christ.
C: yeah theo...know anything about this?
M: You're a fucking rapist, Theo.
C: obviously he's fired ffs!
M: Of course he needs to be fired.
M: Is this the only family in this town?!
C: "munch on some grindage"
C: right where is her family?!
C: I think I enjoyed this movie more than I like to admit.
M: Me too.
C: But seriously dismayed at how little BFRAS there was~!
M: It's on imdb. It counts.
