Jul 14, 2016
Civ 5 Shenanigans
Me: "We should do a game with all the enemies as Bismarck at some point."
Zano: "I cannot believe you just said that."
Zano: *three minutes of talking about how I stabbed them in the back and betrayed them*
Me: "Paps your face."
Zano: "Get your flipper off my face."
Nano: "Axolotls do not have flippers!"
Zano: "Get your fin. Off mah face."
Me: "Removes fin from your face."
Me: "and then puts it on your nose."
Zano: "Oh, my gods."
Me: "And BOOPS it."
Zano: "Excuse me, 911? I'd like to file a, uh, harassment claim? This bitch. This bitch just put her fin on my nose. Booped it, one might say."
Zano: *five seconds of silence*
Zano: "You know, your voice sounds remarkably like a dial tone, Officer."