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Brexin Tablets (Piroxicam) Uses, Doage And Side Effects

Brexin Tablets: (Piroxicam Tablets) a new formulation of piroxicam as a comples with B-cyclodextrin in the molar ration 1:2.5. B-cyclodextrin, produced by

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#brexin (grazie al genio #makkox @marco9665) #gazebo #gazebolondra

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Y'all do realize...

...after 2016, you can't say "United" States and "United" Kingdom without being sarcastic.

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Brexin thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips. He claims his aesthetic is “space biker”, but Maren calls it “mid-life crisis”.

So yea, this is my “science” son in STO, Brexin, who acts like a tacticool officer.

Have I mentioned how fabulous the STO charcter creator is? It’s fabulous.

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Never gonna run and run and desert EU.

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See I was happily sat here eating popcorn watching the US election like it was a car crash I couldn't look away from. And then we voted Brexit. I honestly don't think I thought it even had a chance of happening. So I became aware of people in other countries watching us like a car crash they couldn't look away from. I'm realising more about the people of this country than I ever wished to be forced to see. And now I realise that Trump becoming president is scarily possible.

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SATAN RETURNS BORIS JOHNSON’S SOUL

In a startling post-brexit move. Lucifer has decided that he now no longer wants Boris Johnson’s soul, casting serious doubts on Johnson's prime ministerial ambitions.

Speaking to various assembled press outside his home in Hell earlier today, Satan - legally known as Lucifer Morningstar - said:

“It’s true. Boris approached me back in March offering up his soul in return for a Brexit result that would help him achieve his dream of becoming British Prime minister. I went with it because, hey - I’m the Devil and that’s what I do - but I realise that even I, the dark lord of all pain, suffering and misery, have my limits on the type of person that I’m prepared to accept.”

It is understood that the eternity based deal is now being cancelled using clause 5.1c where upon Satan can return a soul under ‘exceptional circumstances’.

Satan continued “Basically, the ‘exceptional circumstances’ here are that Boris Johnson is a total and utter fucking tosser. I can’t bear the thought of having him down here with me and I already look after the worst evil dictators and serial killers in history. Boris is just a step too far. Plus, with all the flames everywhere, Azazel, my health and safety demon tells me that his stupid fucking haircut poses serious fire risks.”

A former friend of Satan’s, the archangel Gabriel, seemed to offer an alternative view, suggesting that Satan was worried that, once he arrived in hell, Boris Johnson would quickly launch a leadership coup to become the new ruler of the underworld.

Said Gabriel: “Satan is no longer the worst being in existence and he’s worried about the competition. Frankly, he should be, because Boris clearly has experience in these sorts of things.”

Boris Johnson has been unavailable for comment since Friday though it is widely believed that he is currently reaching out to Lord Voldemort before he makes his next move.