u know who requested this but i accidentally deleted the ask haha w h o o p s
pearl: if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go and why? I’ll go anywhere, but I prefer places with running water and also where I probably won’t die.
sails: describe your perfect partner. m8 I’m dating her
lighthouse: how much makeup do you wear? Not a whole lot? My usual routine is BB cream, concealer, sometimes highlighter, blush, mascara, eyeliner, and a little powder to set it. Sometimes if I feel fancy I’ll put on bronzer, but my cat broke my favorite palette last month and I still haven’t gotten a new one. At the very least I won’t leave the house without mascara.
shells: would you prefer to be a vampire or a werewolf? I WANNA BE A BIG PUPPY
mermaid: most embarrassing moment? m8 my life is an embarrassing moment but the one that stands out as a 90s very special episode™ is when I bled through my jeans onto the seat in my eighth grade social studies class and had to wear these horrifying, ill fitting pants from the nurse for the rest of the day. And also I had to carry around a plastic bag with my bloody pants in it because she wouldn’t let me leave them in her office until the end of the day. That was pretty fucking brutal.
turquoise: weirdest dream you’ve ever had? you are assuming I can put them into words I had one set in the universe of fucking Equestria Girls last night don’t test me
waves: favourite season and why? We don’t really get much autumn in Phoenix but I love the sudden shift from “gotta get a Hot Summer Body™” to “gotta make Twenty Apple Pies” and also the slowly creeping Christmas spirit. Christmas is my life. Also I want to make everything in the world smell like pumpkin and cinnamon.
breakers: would you ever consider getting married? let me direct you to my extensive pinterest board on the subject
seafoam: describe your ideal summer vacation. I go to Rocky Point for two weeks. I don’t have to go to work. I do nothing. It is everything to me.
rain: if it were possible, what exotic animal would you keep as a pet? Big cat, no question, most likely a tiger. I’d like to remind anyone reading this that big cats (even “smaller” ones like bobcats, ocelots, servals, etc) DON’T make good or even okay pets and the industry is incredibly abusive and bad… so just get a good ol’ domestic cat yeah?
sunlight: least favourite song? BENNY BENNY BENNY BENNY AND THE JEEEEETSSSSSS yeah idk why but I hate that song
marine: would you ever consider plastic surgery? I feel like I’m too lazy to get it done? If it wasn’t for my mom freaking out I would have never bothered getting the egg sized lump in my boob removed, ok
sea glass: what do you consider to be your best physical feature? Weirdly enough I really like the shape of my lips. Also I have a nice rack.
storm: do you like piercings and tattoos? Why or why not? hell yeah m8 you can have art on your body and put SHINY THINGS IN YOUR NOSE
boardwalk: who is your favourite fictional couple? Katara and Aang from Avatar the Last Airbender. One of my original OTPs.
coral: if you had to describe your personality as a food, what would you be and why? I am a limp noodle. Or more likely, a mediocre pizza with too many toppings that didn’t all cook properly. Draw your own conclusions.
nymph: old-fashioned or modern decor? TIME TO PULL OUT MY EXTENSIVE HGTV-FUELED INTERIOR DESIGN KNOWLEDGE. I am a bigbigbig fan of midcentury modern and modernized retro styles. I’m also a big fan of bohemian styles aka. put a throw blanket on it.
seawater: scariest movie you’ve ever watched? I tried to watch Paranormal Activity once and it ended with me crying and my boyfriend had to keep all the lights on for me all night. I don’t do horror movies.
siren: in a fantasy setting, would you be a warrior, rogue or mage? is magical unicorn an option or…
tempest: your favourite Pokemon? SKITTY SKITTY SKITTY but I also really love Delcatty, Arcanine and the Eevee/lutions, especially Sylveon and Jolteon. m8 don’t make me post my team cuz I will.
tropic: what is your least favourite thing about your appearance? I have never liked my thighs.
aquamarine: describe your dream date. We go to a wildlife park or the zoo. She indulges my three hours of staring at the lions trying to commune with them. Ice cream is involved. Then we do stuff
brine: gold or silver? I look better in silver but I personally like gold more
tidal: what is a colour that best describes your personality? what the fuck kind of buzzfeed level question is this…….. my favorite color is turquoise, draw your own conclusions
azure: what is something that you do that makes you happy? Wow this should not have been this hard to think of but I really love coloring and drawing.
fog: describe where you think you’ll be in five years. honestly I can only hope that I’ll finally finish this degree and move out of my parents house. I have no ambitions whatsoever anymore because I am too broke to afford them. millennial LIFE
coastline: what is your favourite flower? Roses, peonies, chrysanthemums and sunflowers
shallows: what is your typical Starbucks order? In a shocking turn of events I fucking love pumpkin spice lattes. I also like their passion tea lemonade
voyage: what are your favourite names? For a girl, Katherine or Lucy. For boys, Matthew and Daniel.
shipwreck: do you have an OC? If so, describe them. m8 I have an a b s u r d amount of OCs. I designed a pony OC last night on the couch while half assedly watching Jeopardy. Her name is Candy Corn. She is my true love.
No but seriously do you want my fursonas, my MLP OCs (I have at least twenty I’m not fuckin with you), my god damn fucking pAW PATROL OC BECAUSE I HAVE SEVERAL OF THOSE, Zootopia OCs, where do you want me to start
cerulean: do you believe in true love? m8
shoreline: if you could become fluent in another language, which would you pick and why? I would love for my four years of French study to have actually resulted in me being ABLE TO COMPREHEND IT
tsunami: describe a dream outfit of yours. what… anyway throw together some denim and stripes and plaid and maybe a vest, if I look like a 90s grunge lesbian with cool shades I’m good. or just things with cats on them
riptide: are you introverted or extroverted? Are you happy with this? I’m an introvert because people exhaust me. I’m fine with this.
hurricane: describe a strange habit of yours. I chew on the end of my pens and fuck you it’s not gross it’s my life