#frumblr

[snissel613]

thinking about “halakhics hot takes” as an icebreaker but you just know it’s going to be evenly split between

“[x thing] is misogynist actually” (boring and ice cold)

“the Rambam in Maachalos Assuros 2:3 is wrong, see Kesubos 60a (source #2 on the handout)…” (prohibitively technical)

“You should make an Asher Yatzar on blowing your nose” (ngl this one’s actually good)

[magnetothemagnificent]

Twelve years of Jewish day school and then even more years of additional Jewish learning prepared me for making really niche fandom theories based off of super obscure plot points and character appearances and Easter eggs lmfao

[shenaniganbanana]

woke Jewish girls making friendship bracelets:

[emunahinparis]

I’m talking to the beit din about my giyur tomorrow

It’s not the final meeting, they do a couple of "progress report" interviews (this one’s on hilchot shabbat) but still nerve-wracking

Last time I couldn’t sleep I was so anxious, I’m slightly less nervous this time but still shaking in my boots

Praying this goes well and that I’ll have another meeting soon 🤍

[magnetothemagnificent]

Saying "I don't hold by the sliding timescale" in the same tone a frum person would about something they're machmir about that they don't hold by the prevailing psak for. Saying "I don't hold by the sliding timescale" in the same self-righteous tone my brother does when talking about a hechsher he doesn't hold by. Lol.

[dafyomilimerick]

Pesachim 10

Should he notice a loaf on a rafter, Is that something he must climb up after? Or perhaps since its fall Isn't likely at all, We proclaim to retrieve it is dafter?

[greco-roman-jewess]

I feel like Geoff Berner is proof you can’t make good klezmer while also being deeply assimilationist

[snissel613]

Achievement Unlocked: I was on a hike and led a zimmun so I said “bereshus baal habayis”