#brian merel

[incorrecthellskitchen]

BRIAN: It’s really muggy out today

PATRICK: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn I’m going to kill you

BRIAN: *sips coffee from a bowl*

[iloveyourtears-blog]

It’s should be easy

[never-forasecond-blameyourself]

Okay so I'm embarrassed to admit this and post these but I have like a ton of headcannons for the Justin & Brian OTP and such.

They move in together, but stay in Chicago so Brian doesn't have to stop doing his Second City stuff

Justin goes with Brian to watch his Second City stuff

Brian bottoms

They take turns cooking for each other

Brian's parents love Justin

Justin's dad isn't exactly keen on his son being gay suddenly, but he's working with it because he loves his son and knows Brian is a nice guy (Justin's mom loves him though)

They get a puppy (Preferably a beagle, but I'm not to picky)

They name it Sam (idk why I just like the name)

Justin doesn't want the puppy to sleep with them, but Brian does so he lets it

They take turns with families on holidays

They say I love you often (Justin said it first)

They like to cuddle often

Justin loves Brian's niece almost as much as he does

Brian's brothers are really cool with Justin & welcomed him right to the family

Justin feels bad because his dad isn't exactly approving of them, but Brian said it was okay & that he would win him over with his charm

Brian seduced Justin their first time

Brian loves giving Justin blowjobs

Justin isn't a huge fan of giving blowjobs, but does it anyways sometimes because he loves to watch Brian unravel

Justin gets jealous easily

They take care of each other when they're sick (Brian takes the worrying a little overboard sometimes)

They sleep with Brian snuggled into Justin's chest and Sam at the end of the bed

They almost never fight

Wow okay I said a ton but I didn't know how much I really had jfc

[never-forasecond-blameyourself]

Also guys I'm pretty upset about Justin not winning Hell's Kitchen, but not as upset as I could be.

Christina totally deserved it. Best of luck to her.

I'm just glad they brought back Brian for service, Justin picked him, and he was the only who didn't fuck up royally on Justin's team. What, wasn't one mash potato under salted? Compared to Royce with the crab cakes, Barbie running out of steak, and just how much Clemenza messed up, he was damn near perfect. Plus he got those things in the beginning that Clemeza messed up on.

But seriously he was so upset with himself about messing up one mash potato that he hit himself and called himself a stupid idiot. He messed up one fucking mashed potato and got upset with himself because it was for Justin. And he said he was doing his best for Justin and said all those other nice things in the confessional and wow I just can't even OTP forever.

I'm just really sad to see a great season end. This season was probably the best since season 6, for me at least.

I may love Brian and Justin, but Dave will forever have my heart in the food world.

[never-forasecond-blameyourself]

WAIT I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL NOW THAT CASSADEE POPE WAS GOING TO BE ON THE VOICE ON MONDAY

BUT IT'S ALSO THE HELL'S KITCHEN SEASON FINALE AT THE SAME TIME

SO, HELL'S KITCHEN WITH BRIAN AND JUSTIN, OR THE VOICE WITH ADAM AND CASSEDEE?

WHEN FANDOMS FUCKING COLLIDE.

[pinaiprinsesa]

I'll watch this if this actually ever happens. And also, please add Chef Justin.

[never-forasecond-blameyourself]

But you guys don't even know how happy I am to see Brian back on my TV

He came out of the plane and I screamed and jumped and my laptop almost fell but the couch caught it

And I wanted to cry and I was laughing like a maniac and I just love him so much

Because he called me splendid and he's actually the splendid one and he's so perfect and I can't even

And I'm rooting for Justin now but I will always be team Brian.

[never-forasecond-blameyourself]

BRIAN IS BACK ON HELLS KITCHEN AND JUSTIN PICKED HIM FOR HIS TEAM AND YAY

BROMANCE FOREVER