#brianjesse

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When they give you a ¥10,000 note at the convenience store 〜 brianjesse

Cashier: That comes to a total of ¥308. Will you be paying with this ¥10,000? No fucking way, you bastard!

That will be ¥9692 change and how about a free punch in the-

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I’m never having a beatbox battle with a pro beatboxer again. 〜 ​brianjesse

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I tried asking Siri that question...! #urbanlegend #howmanykidscanyouhave 〜 brianjesse

How many children can you have?

Only life forms are able to bear children. Currently - actually, you don’t even have a girlfriend so you can’t have kids either don’t be so cocky you -

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Use this from today! How to cover up fumbling your words, convenience store staff version 〜 brianjesse

I’ve received 100 yen, so your change is j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-

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There are a lot of guys who get really nervous in front of girls and turn robot-like 〜 brianjesse

In front of girls I get really nervous and become like a robot.

Got it, here she comes!

Nice to meet you!

Ｇｏｏｄ ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇ.

What’s your name?

Ｍｙ ｎａｍｅ ｉｓ Ｂｒｉａｎ.

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Spiderman’s appearance in the new Captain America movie was so cool it’s made the news!! #cover #SpiderManAuditions 〜 brianjesse

Boobs.

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English teachers when they’re teaching how to pronounce “th” 〜 brianjesse

English teacher things. 

No, no! You’re all saying “th”, but you actually say it like this. “TH-”

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TV program staff’s forced laughter 〜 brianjesse

And then I said, “You’re definitely -”

Ahahahaha, hahaha! Hilarious! Hahaha!