#briarposts

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on craigslist you can find jobs offering the same benefits as the army of ancient rome

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just made an ironclad appointment to high five one of my friends on the first of december

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just finished reading "pearl" for my class on the gawain poet and the section describing the city of paradise reminds me so much of that extremely long joke about monks. up in the bell tower there was a door made of jasper and behind that there was a door made of sapphire and behind that there was a door made of chalcedony rare and fine and behind that there was a door made of emerald green of hue and behind that there was a door made of sardonyx and behind that there was a door made of the ruby the apostle john saw ensue in apocalypse and behind that there was a door made of chrysolite and behind that there was a door made of beryl clear and white and behind that there was a door made of twin hued topaz and behind that there was a door made of chrysoprase and behind that there was a door made of jacinth and behind that there was a door made of amethyst and behind the door made of amethyst there was the source of the mysterious sound. and do you want to know what it was? well I can't tell you because you're not a monk

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okay it’s been a couple of months since i finished these but i never posted them on here — my moon gloves! first thing i’ve successfully knit in the round

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home depot has the royal tenenbaums zebra wallpaper as peel and stick and i have a closet-sized kitchen with one prominent empty wall. which could mean nothing

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my jar of gnarled roots #gnarledroots

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one thing about having a little black cat around is that every dark space i look into in my home has the suspiria eyes in it

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not naming any names but SOMEBODY laid their eggs in my light fixture causing tiny spider hatchlings to rain down on me at all hours of the day and night