#brick approved

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

The jovial door to door brick man, supposedly

[shittysawtraps]

Hello. You claim to be a better brick expert than myself, despite your unethical practices. In front of you is a sledge hammer and a handful of bricks. You have 20 minutes to smash them all before the Boss Brick dangling above you crushes you to death. Your time starts now.

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Hmm, I need more people aware of the general concept of bricks.

ooh, I know!

@gomezaddamsofficial

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Bricks

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Reblog to throw a brick at the person you reblogged it from

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

I am legally obligated to reblog anything associated with bricks no less than twenty times. I only reblog such things once because I consider myself and the bricks to be above the law

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]

Ooh, a brick lover in my tags! I should-

Damn it!

[self-proclaimed-brick-expert]