“Dan just got a text from mr. sexypants... apparently thats his dad” -Cole
“Shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshtishit” -Dan
“Were you a part of the canabalism thing?” -Brie
“I don’t believe in canabalism” -Dan
“Brent how old are you?” -Dan “75!!” -Brent
“How to get more confidence? Avoid mirrors. Im being so serious.” -Dan
“Who got stepped on?” -Dan “Sky” -Henry “Oh then whats the big deal?” -Dan
“Darrel Curtis! Baby!! Lets kiss on camera!!!” -Dan
“Someone get Shakira! My hips lie.” -Davis
“What is Kevin doing in there?” -Brent “Listening to music naked” Dan
“I got Dan juice on my face” -Brent
“Damn it I’ve had it I’m done drinking mayonnaise!” -Brent (sung)
“Kiss Brent? Oh I will.” -Dan
“I have a blood splatter on my butt. They made fun of me.” -Dan “Nice :)” -Davis
“We don’t have free will” -Cole
“I’d love to have lice” -Dan