Redesigned starved anon lmao
Lol one tall, one shortie as fuck >:3
Also finally BRIGHT ANON DESIGN YAEY!
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Redesigned starved anon lmao
Lol one tall, one shortie as fuck >:3
Also finally BRIGHT ANON DESIGN YAEY!
Also
@metashades
"oh god...i can't believe im talking to THESE GUYS who robbed the bank i used to work at. well im retired but stil..."
"anyways. i swear on my life,have you seen Starved anon..yeah...that short idiot who bakes fruitcakes n' all? yeah thats her."
"don't tell me she bugged you two. one way or another. and tell me she didnt eat your fucking couch."
-Bright Anon (not BrightyBee because they're not the same person) @starvedanon
Ooc:
free lore: bright anon takes care of Starved anon even though she's literally a jobless adult
,,N0t r34lly, th0ugh 1 f1nd 1t funny h0w 0n3 w0uld 3xp3ct th3 1d10t n3xt t0 m3 w0uld r0b th3m.’’ Guest said chuckling.
“Hey!! I’m right here y’know.” Noob said angrily.
something about this has Guest holding in his laughter.
What if it is not Bright. Just us trolling?
I mean... the one thing that is WEIRD is the IG glitch. I don't suppose it's him I mean he doesn't have time, right to come on Tumblr? but the whole getting blocked / unblocked in span of 2 hours and then the coincidental complimentary IG story made me laugh. in all seriousness it's pretty unlikely it IS him, but at the same time he does interact with fans and likes posts here and there on SM. so I can't exclude the fact he might have blocked me by accident (which is why the IG chat has disappeared). my guess is it's all one BIG coincidence, but it's hilarious because the pictures are so similar ie trees with an object stuck inside them, in my case a white flag, in his a red balloon. its just a head canon at this point. I doubt he's got the inclination to read fan theories about his TV show lol to come on tumblr, but it is possible he restricted me on IG. like I said I DONT KNOW either way. but I thought it was a JOKE until this morning when I saw his IG story. LOL. and now I'm like checking who saw my stories. I do have some verified users following me on IG, so if anybody saw that, they might think I'm important, even though I'm not. LMAO. like for example I have exchanged DMs with an unnamed singer and even received a 'x' in comment section from said unnamed singer. like I said. verified users sometimes do have slippery hands, too. just saying. same on twitter. had some verified people interact with me. gloria gaynor on multiple occasions lol, the late late show, josh devine, wheatus even follows me on twitter (many others I don't remember???) and that's with MY FAN ACCOUNT. this is like a civil IG account with poems and pics of nature and me living my best life. soooo. weirder things have happened to me online than this...
OK update 24 feb 22:20hrs: you CANT delete a chat by blocking and unblocking someone. I checked IG gurus. basically the only feasible explanation for the 'glitch' would be his website was down, but as I explained before. Niall Horan's IG was down today to MULTIPLE users not ONE. when I logged out I could see his pics. SO IT WAS ME WHO WAS RESTRICTED. ME.
so the conclusion would be that I was restricted from seeing his posts or something. but then. the chat? either he deleted it, since it should've bounced back automatically after the time out was over, or really this was the stupidest glitch in the universe where one user was affected and one chat deleted.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
I BEG. I AM TIRED BRIGHT.
Alrite, this is the Love Police Force and we're here to ask: HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF, PAL? It's important! Drink water, eat that yummy food. S l e e p. After you've done all that give yourself a headpat for me. Officer Percy, signing off. -Percival [Previously, Bright!]
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Percy, you are an absolute sweetheart. ;w; Thank you for sending in these reminders as you have. I actually ate some food for lunch and grabbed a water. I’ve been getting relatively regular sleep, which is rare! Normally I’m nocturnal by this time lmao. So I’ve been doing surprisingly good there.
I really hope you’re doing the same, pal!!! 💚
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh- Hattie you always kill me with this soft miles content ♥♥♥♥♥♥ so much love for him is stored in the Bright. REMEMBER TO DRINK WATER AND EAT!! You adorable dork. -Bright
Soft Miles content is something I very much enjoy writing, so I’m always happy to indulge in writing it and sharing it w/ y’all. Miles is the darling of many of our hearts, he has that effect.
I am simply adorkable, but thanks, pal. ;-) Been doing my best to remember to eat and drink water as regularly as I can since you sent this, so I appreciate the reminder very much.
oh hi after millions of years I'm back to remind you to.... DRINK WATER! STAY HYDRATED YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON -Bright. PD I love your puns
Thank you, Bright!!! It’s nice to see you again and thank u for the reminder!! I do need to drink more water, I’m stuck at home 24/7 for the foreseeable future. probably until summer if my practicum site has a paid internship for me to do over the summer (or lets me help w/ their summer camp, which will ;;; hopefully be happening!). i literally have no excuse. Need to make myself a sign for my bedroom door that says: “Water you doing? Go drink some water!”
but @ ❤️anon, hey look somebody loves my puns!!!
hi hello yes I just found your blog and?? I love it?? You're so good and afhjkdhjkhd anywyas you're cool ok bye -Bright
Thank you so much for the sweet message, Bright! ;w; I’m really happy that you’ve been enjoying my blog so far, it means a lot for me to hear, pal. However, I’m actually roughly 98.6℉/37℃, so I’m hardly cool! Really, I’m more of a dork than anything else.
"oh..uhh..hello.... sir 1x1x1x1..."
"nice to meet you..(again)."
"so uhhh.."
[she hands out a fruitcake,a freshly baked one...]
"you can have it! im giving out cakes for every blog i find..welp..not everyblog..but stil..."
"now...i'll just go...bye mr. 1x!"
-Starved anon
"STARVED ANON GET BACK HERE WE FORGOT ABOUT JOHN DOE-"
-Bright Anon
@starvedanon
//ooc: hi,i promote my blog and my characters to you my pookie :3
-> The parasite holds the fruitcake within their clawed hand, a low chuff of displeasure escaping their throat. "Terrible offering."