Argh those St. Tropez pictures! I made the mistake of looking at Instagram. I don’t know how Bono and Ali can stand being trailed everywhere. Excuse me—Bono and his “glamourous partner.” What the fuck? She’s his wife. I sense some snark there that she’s not being the proper kind of trophy, or something.
Man, I cannot imagine being followed around fucking Cape Cod by paparazzi.
“We spotted PJ and her glamourous partner, Lou, ordering the Fried Clam Gorge-Fest at Captain Ahab’s Poopdeck.”
Comments: “I see PJ’s wearing black for a change.” “At least Lou is wearing that Scarsdale 5k Turkey-Trot t-shirt again. It’s white!” “They look so good in contrast.”











