#brilliantandsenseless

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voxering my bbs while they're still at hunter and i'm home nowwww.

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*on the phone*

Sandy: I'm eating chocolate.

Me: You're sick ! Why are you eating chocolate?

Sandy: ....

Sandy: Fuck the police !

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Yesterday Shaharia, Sandy, and I were walking down the street and we hear like desi music so we turn to the the car and kind of see a guy,

Sandy: Is that guy hitting on us?

Me: I don't know

Sandy: Let's walk away

Shaharia: Okay

Guy : KAMEENIS

*car backs up*

Guy: "GET IN YOU IDIOTS*

Me: FAWAD !

Lmao.

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Sandy: LMAOO you win #nahchillbro

Me: Lmfao #thissomecrayish

Sandy: #mycoolieisshowing

Me: #getonmuhleveldoebro

Sandy: #shutyarass

Me:#gurldonot #canthandlealldis #youaintready #allthishomelygoodness

#spicycurrylines #saywhawha Lmfao

Sandy: #chutney #socasession #wininglowwwww

Me: #chai #reggaemusic

Sandy: #downtuhdegroundgyal #bendbackantouchyuhtoes

Me: #sevencurriesonyarassyalittlegirl

Sandy:#hotwuk #hotwukisreallyhotfuck #coconutwataaaaaandrum

Me: #ohgurllemmeseewhayougot

Sandy: #dahl

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Me: You did not just threaten me

Sandy: I just did. Shit got real

Me: It did. You ain't bout this life doe. You ain't be knowin that this the real deal. You done gurl. I'm get ratchet on yo rass.

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Sandy. You and me. Beats. Grape and Candy Pink. Our hair flowing. And us rockin out like cute fucking badasses to music. [insert peace sign]

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The benefit of having a friend who is stylish and is shopping bargain queen is that you get the most kickass stuff for prices you didn't think possible. 

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The Deepika Padukone of my life is Sandy.  Like from [Om Shanti Om] type.