#lifeofavirgin

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You know, it's kinda funny how high my standards were before i started dating. For example: I used to want a girl who hasn't had sex much. Now, half the girls I tend to like are on the active side of their sex life. And as i keep dating (haven't had a successful date yet), my standards keep getting lower, except for the body type I like my dates to have (please don't blow up on me, it's a very broad range)

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Morning Conversations

Me: you know what you should eat??

Taz: mhm?

Me: you know what you should eat?!!!

Taz: what?? Disssss dickkk

Me: I was gonna say deeeeezzz nuts but yeah sure

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me: why couldn't you be talented?

taz: God gave me so much beauty he's like let me give the talent to someone else

me: astagfurallah get out my face

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Me: Mine are open wide. My eyes. Not my legs. You pervert.

Taz: LMAO

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voxering my bbs while they're still at hunter and i'm home nowwww.

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Me: I was on tumblr and I got an anonymous hate message.

Taz: From who?

Me: LMAO ANONYMOUS obviously.

Taz: LOL OH RIGHT

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Taz: You have a freakishly long tongue !

Me: Lmfao. Thanks? Is that a compliment?

Taz: Depends

Me: On? Who I'm using it on?

Taz: If I had a penis.

Me: Lmao well I'm taking it as a compliment then.

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I had to go through to my posts to see what was blogged because Taz was blogging things and I have no idea what she posted.